Help Lori Not Go Homeless.

[Wiglaf]

WELL WELL WELL. I am SORRY TO HEAR OF YOUR PREDICAMENT. If it's any consolation I nearly starved to death earlier this month when my maid, who I still have not fired because I'm planning how to ruin her life when she least expects it, took my wallet when I was out banging an office assistant. I would offer you a place to stay but your situation is not nearly as dire. Live in Alexandria, where everything is cheap and the women are stupid and hot, and commute into D.C. via metro. Rent is as low as $600 a month, probably lower for Jews. Godspeed, I'm totally getting laid tonight.

[Lorizael]

Godspeed, I'm totally getting laid tonight.

This may be the only thing you and I have in common, Wiggy.

[Wiglaf]

I call bull****. You can't get laid if you're poor. Especially not if you're Jewish.

[Lorizael]

I have a shiny black car so she doesn't know I'm poor.

[OzzyKP]

Living with parents sucks. Don't do it. Especially if you have a girlfriend, ick.

[Wiglaf]

You're not homeless if you have a car to sleep in. I hate bull**** statistics that inflate the number of hobos by not counting cars as homes

[MrFun]

Living with your partner in a nice condo rules

Well, yeah! Once I have a significant other in my life, THEN I will be living with someone.

[Kitschum]

Well, yeah! Once I have a significant other in my life, THEN I will be living with someone.

Your mother isn't significant? What kind of monster are you?

[Riesstiu IV]

Lorizael, you could mow Wiglaf's lawn and by that I mean have sex with him for money. Better yet, you could offer to edit his memoirs and censor all mention of the massive gay orgies at Republican conventions.

[Lorizael]

I did offer to edit his memoirs!

[Winston]

You could commit murder and go live in the big house.

[Cort Haus]

Lorizael, you could mow Wiglaf's lawn and by that I mean have sex with him for money.

Just don't try having sex with him for food.