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  • #46
    A thin hooker.
    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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    • #47
      And then he'd insult youre GF by calling her a prime candidate for diabetes.
      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Krill View Post
        Actually this is normal.
        Really? I've always broken up with girls slowly. The process took about a week. First I'd stop calling, then I'd meet her less often, I wouldn't have sex with her for a week and then I'd talk to her and tell her we just don't fit.


        I can't imagine a girl hearing from her BF right after great sex that he dosen't want to ever see her again and not being hurt emotionally.


        Now if you are talking about turning a GF into a ****buddy then I agree with you completley...
        Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
        The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
        The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
          Sorry Hera... it's me
          You slut! DO YOU THINK I HAVEN'T NOTICED ALL THOSE PREVERSE POSTS ABOUT PANDA ****ING! We are so broken up.
          Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
          The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
          The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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          • #50
            Lots of funny replies already, I certainly can't top them, so instead I'll try to offer some non-tongue-in-cheek advice.


            15 pounds ain't that much. If that is enough to change your opinion of her, you may need to reexamine your standards. It sounds like you really care about her, so the best thing you can do is try to sympathize, and not try to solve her problems. It took me over 15 years of relationships variously crashing and burning before I figured this out. Women don't want men to solve their problems. Listen to her, sympathize with her, support her, offer to do anything she wants to (go on walks together, biking, diet, whatever).
            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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            • #51
              Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
              Start having sex with a thinner woman immediately. When your current girlfriend finds out, tell her it's her fault for getting fat.
              FTW!


              However I'm afraid I've been pussified and don't know if I could actually do this to her.
              Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
              The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
              The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                Lots of funny replies already, I certainly can't top them, so instead I'll try to offer some non-tongue-in-cheek advice.


                15 pounds ain't that much. If that is enough to change your opinion of her, you may need to reexamine your standards. It sounds like you really care about her, so the best thing you can do is try to sympathize, and not try to solve her problems. It took me over 15 years of relationships variously crashing and burning before I figured this out. Women don't want men to solve their problems. Listen to her, sympathize with her, support her, offer to do anything she wants to (go on walks together, biking, diet, whatever).
                Words, words, words. You sound like a fat chick.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                  Women don't want men to solve their problems.
                  I know but I don't yet know.


                  However thanks for the rest of your good advice.
                  Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                  The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                  The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                    15 pounds ain't that much. If that is enough to change your opinion of her, you may need to reexamine your standards. It sounds like you really care about her, so the best thing you can do is try to sympathize, and not try to solve her problems. It took me over 15 years of relationships variously crashing and burning before I figured this out. Women don't want men to solve their problems. Listen to her, sympathize with her, support her, offer to do anything she wants to (go on walks together, biking, diet, whatever).
                    15 pounds in how long though? 30 becomes 45 then 60, then... still ok?

                    I think he's in his early twenties and he's fit (he says). Why should he put up with less from her?

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Kitschum View Post
                      15 pounds in how long though? 30 becomes 45 then 60, then... still ok?

                      I think he's in his early twenties and he's fit (he says). Why should he put up with less from her?
                      Exactly, all he does is give give give. And all she does is eat eat eat.
                      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                      "Capitalism ho!"

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Kitschum View Post
                        Heraclitus, take a look at your avatar, damn. What would House do?
                        I've lost the House vibe.

                        I've even lost some of my arogant physicist vibe.



                        OMG WHAT HAS THIS WOMAN DONE TO ME!

                        Originally posted by Krill View Post
                        Hire a thin hooker and then he'd insult youre GF by calling her a prime candidate for diabetes.
                        I need to go back to my roots and rediscover the ideals I once held.

                        Thank you Krill for reminding me of how to return to the path of pure awesome.


                        Also all you guys have forgotten:



                        Porn dosen't get depressed or fat, ever.
                        Last edited by Heraclitus; May 16, 2009, 18:57.
                        Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                        The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                        The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Krill View Post
                          Actually this is normal.
                          And by normal, he means MANDATORY!
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Heraclitus View Post
                            You slut! DO YOU THINK I HAVEN'T NOTICED ALL THOSE PREVERSE POSTS ABOUT PANDA ****ING! We are so broken up.


                            But Dale said it was so much fun!
                            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                            • #59
                              Don't do what Dale does!
                              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                              "Capitalism ho!"

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                              • #60
                                He even let Imran take part in some three somes with lei-lei and everything.
                                You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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