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I don't see evidence of wild women clamoring for you. I see you calling you good things. 
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
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Don't worry, she'll lose some of that weight once the baby is due.
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That's why she's stressed. She doesn't know how to tell you, or how you'll react. She asked self, Winston and me to tell you.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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If you can't exercise together, make her go on top and work more when you **** each other.
Ideally do this three times a day. She'll lose the weight in no time.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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Agreed. Very few are the instances where life is not noticeably improved by girl-on-top sex.Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-ArmsComment
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He could get crushed!Comment
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Win-Win from our POV.Originally posted by Kitschum View PostYou just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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She's a year older so I see your point.Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
But dude I haven't been together with her for that long (less than a year).
This isn't aging this is change. I don't mind a women slowly gaining weight over the years, since men don't tend to look better either and this is probably offset by a stronger emotional connection.
And the real problem is that her wieght gain is making her sad.Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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One more thing I hate about women. When they ask you what you did to lose weight, they actually really don't want to know. And may get pissed if you try to go into it.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Option a) Commit, and accompany her to the gym
Option b) Quit it fast (because you will anyway sooner or later)Comment
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Make sure you have hot goodbye sex first though.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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Can you tell me what her log in on poly is?Originally posted by SlowwHand View PostThat's why she's stressed. She doesn't know how to tell you, or how you'll react. She asked self, Winston and me to tell you.
Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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Start having sex with a thinner woman immediately. When your current girlfriend finds out, tell her it's her fault for getting fat.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Make sure you have hot goodbye sex first though.
But be sure you are on top
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Sorry Hera... it's meOriginally posted by Heraclitus View PostCan you tell me what her log in on poly is?
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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