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  • #31
    Originally posted by Krill View Post
    If you can't exercise together, make her go on top and work more when you **** each other.

    Ideally do this three times a day. She'll lose the weight in no time.

    Wait this makes sense! She used to love it on top... but now we've almos stopped doing that.


    New rule: If she wants it she needs to put as much work into sex as I do.
    Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
    The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
    The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Kitschum View Post
      He could get crushed!
      She's not American.
      Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
      The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
      The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Krill View Post
        Win-Win from our POV.
        Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
        The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
        The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
          One more thing I hate about women. When they ask you what you did to lose weight, they actually really don't want to know. And may get pissed if you try to go into it.
          Actually thinking about this isn't isn't it true that when a woman complains about something to you she never ever wants to hear about a practical solution to her problem all she wants is for you to make her feel better.
          Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
          The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
          The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Heraclitus View Post
            She's not American.
            Perhaps she can apply for citizenship?

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            • #36
              Yes. You're 21 and you only just learnt that?
              You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Kitschum View Post
                Perhaps she can apply for citizenship?
                Just one look at her and she'd be a model citizen with a green card.
                You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Kitschum View Post
                  Option a) Commit, and accompany her to the gym
                  Option b) Quit it fast (because you will anyway sooner or later)
                  But I care for her. What if I start doing this in 2 months? (I'll have time then) Or will she spiral into depression by then?


                  Originally posted by Krill View Post
                  Make sure you have hot goodbye sex first though.
                  Isn't that kind of cruel?
                  Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                  The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                  The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Heraclitus View Post
                    Isn't that kind of cruel?
                    Actually this is normal.
                    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Krill View Post
                      Yes. You're 21 and you only just learnt that?
                      No, I've known for some time. But there is a difference between knowing and knowing. I still occasionaly make the mistake of treating women like rational human beings.
                      Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                      The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                      The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Heraclitus View Post
                        But I care for her. What if I start doing this in 2 months? (I'll have time then) Or will she spiral into depression by then?
                        1. She is not your responsablility (yet..)

                        2. Yes.
                        You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Heraclitus View Post
                          But I care for her. What if I start doing this in 2 months? (I'll have time then) Or will she spiral into depression by then?
                          How would I know?

                          If you think she's worth it you go with her, otherwise ditch

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Heraclitus View Post
                            No, I've known for some time. But there is a difference between knowing and knowing. I still occasionaly make the mistake of treating women like rational human beings.
                            That's positive discrimination that is.
                            You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                            • #44
                              Heraclitus, take a look at your avatar, damn. What would House do?

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                              • #45
                                Hire a hooker.
                                You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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