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  • #46
    Originally posted by Wezil View Post
    Why can't you buy mouse flavoured cat food?
    You can. It's just that mouse tastes just like chicken

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    • #47
      Wezil, an unlucky lawyers tale: Ferreting through other peoples **** so he wins court cases
      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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      • #48
        I laugh at the flavours you can get. "Beef Pate" As if my cat is ever going to bring down a cow.
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #49
          Vote Cat!
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #50
            The vote was unanimous.

            Tashi thanks you all.
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Wezil View Post

              So anyway, she does nothing useful that I can see but she still expects me to expend time and money supporting her lazy ass.
              You seem to be under the impression that she's the pet and you're the owner, rather than the other way around. As her pet, you are required to throw her treats.

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              • #52
                Well, I guess I get to be the lone dissenting voice.

                Cats are evil incarnate. The only things you should throw at them are rocks and water balloons.

                (That and most of them are far to stupid to remember a promise for more than two minutes)
                Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                • #53
                  GTFO Thoth.
                  You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                  • #54
                    Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                    I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                    • #55
                      You should have called your cat Tassi.

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                      • #56
                        Or Dashi.
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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