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  • #1

    The Car Gods Hate Me

    Poly: Yes, che, but everyone else hats you to.

    Last night, while I was at my plastic model club, someone jammed a pair of scissors into my driver's side keyhole, breaking it. Two other cars also got hit. One of them had both of his locks ruined.

    Now teh wife has locked her keys in the car on the other side of town.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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    The god of cars? Would that be Saturn or Mazda?

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    • #3
      Get a horse.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        I think it's more of a Che and Transportation in general issue... just stay put
        Monkey!!!

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        • #5
          Yes, he had issues wrt bicycles as well.
          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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          • #6
            Didn't he have some issue with a bus, or at least getting there on time?
            Monkey!!!

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            • #7
              Come to think of it, he had issues wrt being a pedestrian in downtown Chicago years ago. I think you're right, he should stay put.
              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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              • #8
                There are better ways to ruin scissors.
                It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                • #9
                  Che: batting a straight set of whiffs in transportation apparently.

                  What is the value of ruining your lock that way? Is it just random vandalism?
                  No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
                  "I played it [Civilization] for three months and then realised I hadn't done any work. In the end, I had to delete all the saved files and smash the CD." Iain Banks, author

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                  • #10
                    Perhaps some cars let you open the door once you've done such? Anyway, get keyless entry
                    <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
                    I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                    • #11
                      Vandals nver get anything out of it but a perverse thrill.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        The Car Gods hate all commies.

                        ...

                        Mainly for building the worst cars EVAH.
                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                        • #13
                          Yes, Saturn HATES yugos, enough to eat them!
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                          • #14
                            It's cause you are a commie
                            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                            • #15
                              did they break the tip of the scissors off in the key hole? If so use pliers and try to get a grip or a pick end to move the metal tip of the scissors enough to get a grip (or pop it out), if not, you might be able to bend any metal blocking the key's path. I doubt they could have seriously damaged the actual key path. Check for alignment problems, put the key in easy and see if it starts taking a weird angle as it goes in, if so, remove the key and go in with a driver or pick end and "gently" bend the pathway back to perpendicular. The damage shouldn't be too far in...

                              oh yeah, when trying to dislodge any metal use a magnet. Just put it against the keyhole while leaving enough room for the pick end to operate and it should grab any metal you dislodge.

                              attach spare keys via magnets to your frame somewhere out of sight

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