America: What a bunch of Arseholes!

[MOBIUS]

American taste for soft toilet roll 'worse than driving Hummers'

Extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet roll made from virgin forest causes more damage than gas-guzzlers, fast food or McMansions, say campaigners

C'mon you pussies, get rubbing with a good old piece of recycled sandpaper between your soft Yank candy-asscheeks for the good of the planet!

[Tuberski]

Ah, but were nice and hemorrhoid-free arseholes.

ACK!

[Lancer]

Ah, I can see you are refering only to those in the US and not Americans overseas using the local sandpaper.

[Lancer]

I'd also like to add that when I go shopping I only buy as much tp as to cover the needs expected from the food I'm buying. To get extra would be wasteful.

[snoopy369]

Soft toilet paper is the primary indicator of Civilization. To use anything else is to be uncivilized.

[ZEE]

i am now going to always get the extra soft TP just because i saw this thrade.

[notyoueither]

That article is awful. The wood they use to make those products come from trees that grow like weeds.

Virgin forests? Bull****!

I wouldn't expect Brits to know anything about forest management, but you'd expect them to consult people who do before making fools of themselves.

[Dinner]

I like my quilted double ply butt wiping paper and wouldn't wipe my backside with anything less.

Besides the farm raised trees aren't going to run out any more then the farm raised potatoes.

[Lancer]

Ugg. You wipe your butt with potatoes?

[Dinner]

You know those eco-nuts really are nutty. He's a bunch of weirdos telling everyone everyone should use reusable cloth butt wipes. Maybe whole families could use the same wipe and thus save water. Does dad get to wipe his butt first then mom then the kids or would that be sexist/ageist?

Even if you only use it once and then wash it this is still a completely retarded idea from some completely retarded people. You TP is made from trees grown on a tree farm as a cash crop just like every other crop.

http://living.wallypop.net/infohowtoclothwipes.html

[DanS]

Bidets

[SlowwHand]

Extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet roll made from virgin forest causes more damage than gas-guzzlers, fast food or McMansions, say campaigners

C'mon you pussies, get rubbing with a good old piece of recycled sandpaper between your soft Yank candy-asscheeks for the good of the planet!

Wjy don't you just use a corn cob, tough guy?

[Grandpa Troll]

Wjy don't you just use a corn cob, tough guy?

Perhaps he did Slowwie

BUTT just forgot to remove it!

[Tattila the Hun]

Eh, I just grab a handfull of snow from outside, and wipe with that.

Summers are... problematic.

[Seeker]

This thread reminds me of my recent non-sex tour through Thailand: I used 4 completely different types on toilet in 4 days.

1. Fancy hotel in Bangkok: Jap style Bidet.

2. Restaurant in Phuket: Western style Throne.

3. Bustop: Asian Squatter.

4. The Muslim South: The bizarre Muslim Toilet.

Visit exotic cultures, and **** in them.