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  • #31
    Originally posted by DanS View Post
    Bidets
    Fi! Oh Fi on you, you water waster!
    "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
      God damn big ass Americans use too much tp!

      This pic must have been taken at a cheap Mexican restaurant.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by MOBIUS View Post
        C'mon you pussies, get rubbing with a good old piece of recycled sandpaper between your soft Yank candy-asscheeks for the good of the planet!
        Are you claiming that tp has reached Wales and that you have stopped just turning the inside out on your underwears ?
        With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

        Steven Weinberg

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        • #34
          Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
          Like you just did?
          Welcome back slow.
          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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          • #35
            Oh, and I can confirm from my days as a boy scout that eating lots of blue berries or those blue-black elderberries which grow wild out west do indeed turn your poop blue to black. Realizing that you just had a blue poop is kind of a weird feeling.
            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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            • #36
              Bidets for the win!
              "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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              • #37
                Sandpaper FTW

                The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                • #38
                  In the dorms, my suitemate (two rooms shared a bathroom between them) kept stockpiling toilet paper. The stuff the dorms issued was pretty low grade, but by the end of the year we had dozens of rolls stacked up. We had so much, that we used to use the stacks as seats in the bathroom when we would go in to smoke.
                  John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                  • #39
                    I just noticed that "Oerdin" and "Lazarus and the Gimp" have very similar avatars.

                    Nice avatars, too.
                    "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                    • #40
                      That was entirely by accident. I mean it's not like we had an avatar thread over at CG or anything.
                      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                      • #41
                        Someone mention avatars?
                        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                        • #42
                          All this talk about soft toilet paper being more civilized than recycled toilet paper, anyone who has lived in Asia can tell you that toilet paper (no matter what variety), is totally uncivilized! In my bathroom there is what the locals call "a bum gun". A high powered spray gun that cleans the bottom without iritating the soft arse cheeks ..

                          Another thing is .. toilet paper is not efficient .. there will always be a little mess that didn't get cleaned up .. ewww

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                          • #43
                            Sings: "I'm just a regular joe with a regular job, I am a white suburbanite slob..."
                            "Life is the only RPG you'll ever play, The religious want to be one with the moderator, the scientists want to hack the game, and the gamers want to do both."

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                            • #44
                              Did someone really resurrect a near-3 years dead thread just to tell us how they clean their anus?
                              The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                              • #45
                                Yes I did .. must have an ass fetish?

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