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10I have no brain, so it's pedal to the metal40.00%4I have a brain, so I start chasing the idiot20.00%2I'm driving a Fiat 600 - all other cars can't get that slow40.00%4With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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The last time a guy tried it on me I swerved just in time for a spike strip to disable his squad car. It's never been a problem since.Originally posted by BlackCat View PostDon't be shy tell what you do. -
Fire a 9 mm round at him.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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Can anyone please shoot the designer of making polls ? It was pretty awkward in the old system, but the current is pretty rediciously.With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
Yeah, you usually has a practical solution to most problems.With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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We're still trying to deal with the ugly olive green everywhere, and now you want more of us?Originally posted by BlackCat View Post
I like accelerating and then braking just before a speed camera so the other person gets done.
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I suppose I'd wish I had some caltrops, or a vehicle-mounted paintball gun. But that's never happened. While we're on the subject of road rage, though, I HATE tailgaters, and wish I had an electric sign (similar to the ones at ballgames, or before roadwork) that turned on at the touch of a button on the dashboard and displayed helpful messages to the driver behind me, such as "I'm not a dog, quit sniffing my ass" and "I'm going [current speed], what's your big ****ing hurry?"
Would anyone else like one of those? Should I look into manufacturing them?Comment
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I take my uzi out and just start shooting everywhere.Originally posted by BlackCat View PostDon't be shy tell what you do.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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I can't believe SlowwHand uses one of those European pistols and not a good ol' American Colt .45.Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
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Generally I flip the bird at them. If they succeeded in driving me off the road, they are a lot bigger than I am. Since I'm off the road, I probably won't be able to recover quickly enough to give chase.
What does: "I'm driving a Fiat 600 - all other cars can't get that slow" mean anyway? Is there a joke in there somewhere?
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The last time, was when my friend got pushed into the other lane by a semi, after he failed to realise that his passing lane was running out.
Couldn't believe he did that.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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A Colt round definitely has more stopping power. A 9 mm passes through. It's a humanistic trait that I have.Originally posted by Zkribbler View PostI can't believe SlowwHand uses one of those European pistols and not a good ol' American Colt .45.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Originally posted by SlowwHand View PostA Colt round definitely has more stopping power. A 9 mm passes through. It's a humanistic trait that I have.
Ah, I'd overlooked that trait. Now I realized what you really like to do is blast them with a shotgun full of rock salt, if only WalMart carried shotguns.Comment
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He lives in a civilized country Zkribbler. They sell shotguns at Walmart in Texas.
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No. You must have missed his thread where he went to WalMart, asked where the shotguns were sold, was told they don't carry them, and was directed to the counter where they don't sell them.
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