General purpose advice thread for all matters female.

[Gibsie]

Or wait until she's asleep. The old "You're my wife now" trick works like a charm!

[Patroklos]

How is it a complete waste of time if Lorizael likes spending time with her?

Because he told us that is not what he wants. He wants to **** her, all this "she is a great person and I want to maintain our friendship" is the lame excuse he is using to not have to pull the trigger.

[Kidlicious]

How is it a complete waste of time if Lorizael likes spending time with her? As long as he is clear that he would like to be more than just friends... the ball is in her court.

I personally don't see how you all can want to be in a serious relationship (I know that isn't what some of you are talking about) with a girl that you wouldn't like to spend time with when not having sex.

JM

Men:sex is the relationship.

[Lorizael]

Because he told us that is not what he wants. He wants to **** her, all this "she is a great person and I want to maintain our friendship" is the lame excuse he is using to not have to pull the trigger.

Er. No. I kind of do like spending time with her. If all I wanted was sex, I'd be chasing after my hotter, dumber coworker who constantly sends me messages on facebook.

[Kidlicious]

Let's see what happens when she gets another boy friend. I forsee you singing another tune.

[Lorizael]

I foresee myself being disappointed and jealous but still friends with her. Trust me, I have more experience with me than you do.

[Kidlicious]

I foresee myself being disappointed and jealous but still friends with her. Trust me, I have more experience with me than you do.

The question is whether or not you should slap yourself when the time comes, like you should.

[Lorizael]

Well, duh. If she finds someone else and I never make my move, that's pretty retarded of me. But it won't happen. I've done that enough times in my life, and I'm not keen on making the same mistake for the thirty eighth time. I only need to grope myself a little while longer before I find my balls.

[Kidlicious]

Well, duh. If she finds someone else and I never make my move, that's pretty retarded of me. But it won't happen. I've done that enough times in my life, and I'm not keen on making the same mistake for the thirty eighth time. I only need to grope myself a little while longer before I find my balls.

Thirty eight times! I have news for you. You don't have any balls!


Na, just playing. I'm telling you though that you are getting caught up in your own game. It's ok to play the nice guy. But nice guys also have balls. Use them.

[Lorizael]

Thirty eight times! I have news for you. You don't have any balls!

Hyperbole, Kid.

Na, just playing. I'm telling you though that you are getting caught up in your own game. It's ok to play the nice guy. But nice guys also have balls. Use them.

My latest update was me saying, "Hey guys, I ****ed up!" not, "Hey guys, when I spend 12 hours at a girl's house and we talk until the wee hours of the morning and there's no one else there am I supposed to have sex with her?"

[Patroklos]

Er. No. I kind of do like spending time with her. If all I wanted was sex, I'd be chasing after my hotter, dumber coworker who constantly sends me messages on facebook.

I never said you just wanted to **** her, but you obviously don't just want to be her friend. You want to **** her AND be her friend. If thats what you want then thats what you need to go for. All this not making a move but still spending time with her is only getting you closer to something you don't want; just being her friend.

Well, duh. If she finds someone else and I never make my move, that's pretty retarded of me. But it won't happen. I've done that enough times in my life, and I'm not keen on making the same mistake for the thirty eighth time. I only need to grope myself a little while longer before I find my balls.

You had the perfect chance last night. You were at her place. You guys were already talking about being into each other. The ice was broken. What better situation are you hoping to come along?

[Kidlicious]

My latest update was me saying, "Hey guys, I ****ed up!" not, "Hey guys, when I spend 12 hours at a girl's house and we talk until the wee hours of the morning and there's no one else there am I supposed to have sex with her?"

Well you're suppose to try to sleep with her. Women aren't stupid either. They know that unless you are in love with them (are you?) you will want to spend time with your homies if you aren't having sex, unless you're gay.

[Kidlicious]

Some games are collaborative, like Rock Band etc. But some are not and they're competitive. And the ones that I keep winning at, my guy friends don't want to play anymore.

I have a friend that's a freak when it comes to video guitar. I bet he would kick your ass.

[Lorizael]

Well you're suppose to try to sleep with her. Women aren't stupid either. They know that unless you are in love with them (are you?) you will want to spend time with your homies if you aren't having sex, unless you're gay.

Er, what? No, I'm not in love with her. No, I'm not gay. Yes, I want to spend time with my homies. And I want to spend time with her. What?

[Kidlicious]

Er, what? No, I'm not in love with her. No, I'm not gay. Yes, I want to spend time with my homies. And I want to spend time with her. What?

Well if you like hanging out with her as much as you do your homies then don't even have sex with her, because having sex with her will probably **** up the relationship. But I don't think that's the case. I think you really want to have sex with her.