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  • Also, I told a female here at work your situation and she said that the girl doesn't like you but she doesn't want to hurt your feelings. Maybe you saved yourself from getting shot down.
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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    • post a pic of yourself OP
      urgh.NSFW

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      • Oh. Well. Now it's settled. It hadn't occurred to me to ask actual women for advice about this.
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        • There's a very scraggly picture of me from a few years back in my profile. I have no facial hair now.
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          • Is that the only change?
            urgh.NSFW

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            • Uh, I'm not always giving a thumbs up?
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              • change hair style. change glasses. get tanned.
                urgh.NSFW

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                • Yeah. No.
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                  • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                    Oh. Well. Now it's settled. It hadn't occurred to me to ask actual women for advice about this.
                    Also, my exwife says the same thing. Sorry.
                    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                    • Your ex-wife is probably lying.
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                      • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                        Your ex-wife is probably lying.
                        Whatever you have to tell yourself.
                        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                        • No. See. I asked my ex-girlfriend about the situation with you and your ex and she says your wife is probably lying. You've posted a lot about her over the years, after all.
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                          • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                            No. See. I asked my ex-girlfriend about the situation with you and your ex and she says your wife is probably lying. You've posted a lot about her over the years, after all.

                            What is my ex supposidely lying about?
                            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                            • Also, I told a female here at work your situation and she said that the girl doesn't like you but she doesn't want to hurt your feelings. Maybe you saved yourself from getting shot down.
                              He needs to get shot down though. Not making a move and proving it one way or the other is now pathetic dudes delude themselves into believing that that chick just might be into them making them torture themselves by hanging around the chick with a perpetually unfullfilled expectation that one day it will happen.
                              "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                              • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                                What is my ex supposidely lying about?
                                I'm bull****ting you, Kid. With a few exceptions, I don't actually take advice from people on Apolyton. These threads are more or less for my own personal enjoyment. When I want real advice, I talk to people I trust, people that actually know me, and people with verifiably informed opinions on various subjects.
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