General purpose advice thread for all matters female.

[Az]

the worst part about this is that he's focused on banging her, while at the same time acting all considerate and repressed. This is the omnipresent douchebag Nice Guy, who goes on "I am so vanilla and kind to girls, why won't they **** me for that?"

as far as relationships go, your heart, your brain, your mouth and your dick should be one, IMHO.

[Lorizael]

Did she tell you all about how offended she felt when the last guy she sucked off came in her hair?

From conversations we've had, I think she'd be okay with that.

[Jon Miller]

Yeah, I was going to say that it would be fine behavior for me, but that is because I wouldn't want to bang her.

JM

[Az]

From conversations we've had, I think she'd be okay with that.

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[Kuciwalker]

Yeah, I was going to say that it would be fine behavior for me, but that is because I wouldn't want to bang her.

JM

Having a guy come in your hair?

[KrazyHorse]

Normally the face is okay but the hair is a no-no. I can sympathise. I imagine it would cause some terrible tangles.

[KrazyHorse]

I try to avoid the eyes as a matter of common courtesy too.

[Lorizael]

Normally the face is okay but the hair is a no-no. I can sympathise. I imagine it would cause some terrible tangles.

Just take a shower when you're done.

[KrazyHorse]

Even so. That **** gets STICKY.

[KrazyHorse]

And yeah, dude. Massive fail. Sleeping on her couch and getting NOTHING? You need to tap that ****...

[Kidlicious]

I spent the night at her apartment last night. We were up until four. I slept on the couch.

You better tell us that she slept on the couch too.

[Lorizael]

There were some positives to the night. We both had a good time. She was sad to see me go. But the whole "I haven't been single in years and I really like you and I think we're compatible but I'm not ready for anything serious yet and I don't want to lead you on but there aren't other guys and bla bla bla" that started the night was really confusing. And yeah, I know, you're all going to say I missed my chance and she's letting me down nicely and there are other fish and yadda yadda yadda.

[KrazyHorse]

Look, if you want to **** her then your response should be honest: "I'm not looking for a non-sexual relationship right now".

[self biased]

the best course is to aim for the boobies, i find.

[self biased]

Look, if you want to **** her then your response should be honest: "I'm not looking for a non-sexual relationship right now".

yeah, just ask her if you can stick it in her pooper.