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  • #46
    Well, there's your problem. That's not why you date.
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    • #47
      It might be a test. She's probably secretly really secure and intelligent. Very loving, and rich beyond the wildest dreams.


      Now, who needs the gun?
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #48
        Originally posted by FrostyBoy View Post
        I could do the reverse. I could be the biggest *******, jerk she has ever known. Then she'll dump me, win-win!
        Just tell her you're quitting your job despite the recession; she'll jump ship before you can say hobo.
        Unbelievable!

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        • #49
          Damn, Darius beat me.

          Seriously:
          If you're thinking of dumping your girlfriend (unhappy with possible psycho) and your job (unhappy with law re bonuses) at the same time, FB, I would suggest that significant further thinking is advisable.
          Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
          RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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          • #50
            ALSO, is one affecting the other?
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #51
              I'm in control of one, but not the other. If I take control over the one I am not, I will lose control over the one I currently am.

              Interesting.
              be free

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              • #52
                Originally posted by FrostyBoy View Post
                The point of dating her was to get to know her. Unfortunately her true colours didn't come out until much later.

                Ok...put her back in circulation...no contact. Don't play with your food.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by DanS View Post
                  JHC, she had a husband, and you shaufered her ass all over town?
                  Only on this particular occasion. I had a car, he didn't. He didn't exactly approve of her substance-partaking anyway.

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                  • #54
                    Give her a copy of "Don't Try Suicide" by Queen. Maybe she'll rethink it after Freddie Mercury works his vocalist magic.
                    "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                    • #55
                      "101 tips for leaving a suicidal girl. "

                      Cancel your subscription and realize that just because you pay to look at pictures of her doesn't mean you're actually dating her.
                      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia View Post
                        Give her a copy of "Don't Try Suicide" by Queen. Maybe she'll rethink it after Freddie Mercury works his vocalist magic.
                        Better than the Manic Street Cleaners, but if she doesn't like Queen then that might make things worse....

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                        • #57
                          I must admit that I found a lot of the responses quite funny.

                          My advice, (no not clever or funny) continue going out with her until you can get her committed so she can get some professional help.

                          And then after they prescribed and administered all the fun drugs, you can break up with her guilt free, since she probably won't notice. (ok, i couldn't resist)

                          And this one is from personal experience. IT WORKS.
                          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                          • #58
                            Tips for you or tips for her?

                            For her, I dunno - she'd need to see a specialist. But that feeds directly into the issue of tips for you.

                            You're not responsible for her. You're not her husband, you're not her family, you're not her brother. You were together with her because you wanted to give a relationship a try and see if you were suitable SOs. This suicidal issue with her proves that you are likely not suited to each other.

                            From here on out, your duties to her go as far as friendship goes, and no further. Sure, she's a human and a person and she deserves her shot at happiness like everybody else. But it's not your duty to provide that for her. If she has something that prevents her from enjoying life and being a self-affirming person, then there are skilled professionals who have undergone years of training to teach them how to help out in situations like hers. Help her make contact with them, and entrust her to their care. You're not an expert, and it's unreasonable for her to expect you to "cure" her, and it's reckless of you to saddle yourself with that sort of responsibility when it's so far out of your own power to deliver.

                            Talk with her other friends or family. Put her in touch with others who can help her out with this problem as a network of friends. And leave the really heavy tasks up to medical and psychiatric professionals who know what they're doing.

                            And no matter how much she tries to prevail upon you about the importance of her happiness, never forget that your own happiness is more important. Because even if you're looking out for her, nobody else is going to look out for you. Be your own advocate, keep an eye out for your own interests and wellbeing.
                            "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                            • #59
                              most are only suicidal when we're dating. leaving them turns them normal again (or lesbo)

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                              • #60
                                most are only suicidal when we're dating. leaving them turns them normal again (or lesbo)


                                I got turned into a newt once.

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