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    Fast-food worker laughs, tells robber to get a job

    Feisty.

    Dec 17, 9:00 PM EST


    SAN ANTONIO (AP) -- A San Antonio fast-food restaurant cashier laughed at a robbery suspect and told him to get a job if he wanted money during a failed holdup on Tuesday evening.

    Police said the suspect approached the worker and demanded money, but the cashier laughed and apparently didn't realize the man was trying to hold up the place.

    The suspect then allegedly pulled out a box cutter and demanded the cashier's wallet. The employee complied, but had no money in his billfold.

    The suspect fled, but was caught by police who responded to the robbery call.

    San Antonio police said the suspect is expected to be charged with aggravated robbery.
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  • #2
    Epic fail.

    A fast food restaurant is where the money ain't.
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    • #3
      box cutters

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      • #4
        Originally posted by DanS
        Epic fail.

        A fast food restaurant is where the money ain't.
        Even less so the wallets of their workers...
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        • #5
          Re: Fast-food worker laughs, tells robber to get a job

          Originally posted by SlowwHand
          The employee complied, but had no money in his billfold.
          ^^^ best part
          Unbelievable!

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          • #6
            Could have been worse for the robber, he could have opted to dine.
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            • #7
              Re: Re: Fast-food worker laughs, tells robber to get a job

              Originally posted by Darius871


              ^^^ best part
              Probably killed his whole "get a job" argument.
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              • #8
                Get a job, then tell me where you found it.
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                • #9
                  The one redeeming aspect of a food service job is that at least one can eat. I wouldn't want to do retail of any kind. Having to deal with the public? Yech!
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    The problem is that you may not want to eat once you know what happens there.
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                    • #11
                      San Antonio.
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                      • #12
                        San Antonio rocks. The River Walk alone makes it rocking.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                          The problem is that you may not want to eat once you know what happens there.
                          Agreed. I never go to restaurants that I've worked at.
                          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                          "Capitalism ho!"

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                          • #14
                            I don't believe this story.
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                            • #15
                              So? Like having you believe is required for it to be true?
                              You think they have nothing more to report than bull****? Should they have called you, to see if you would believe?
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                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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