Sometimes I am amazed at what happens to me!

[TCO]

These two 20somethings invited me for party accorss the hall. and all are wearing cocktail dresses. And 3:1 ratio 9n my favor) and there little same age friends are non military 20 something pussioes. and even old and fat, I can tell I have more ability to take them. Plus these gi9rls totally went to an effoprt with fancyu invitations and nice food. WTF! And each of the hostesses friend;s comes up to talk to me. I really need to lose weight. No way, I should be conceding anyth9ing. This one Chinese firls was stacked. stacked and thin. and in a cocktail dress. I eventially had to leave. did show 4 of the girls my apartment thogh.

I do not deserve this. I shouold be more old and pathetic. I do not desfreve oit.

[Darius871]

So you did get laid or you didn't?

[Naked Gents Rut]

Time to saddle up and ride, old man.

[notyoueither]

Did you offer to show them your snorkeling manoeuvre?

[Darius871]

Too much ballast

[MarkG]

no pics, no glory!

[TCO]

They all have such white strong teetch.

[TCO]

Originally posted by Darius871
So you did get laid or you didn't?

Actually, ewven back into my 20s have always have porlblens with these situations. Am like a rat ha;fway between 2 cheeses that stareeves from the option. But here the weird thing is that I will be seeingf these chicks each day. And their friewnds like me. and I ujsually end uo dating fdirls in dame building. it alwasys works that wya.

[Darius871]

I don't even want to guess what a "teetch" is...

[Jon Miller]

Wow, you are lucky, such a thing would make my month (just being invited/being around attractive girls).

JM

[Japher]

Should have pulled "the naked guy" move... works 2 out of 3 times

[TCO]

You r the fvcking dude

[notyoueither]

No, I think that's Jeff Bridges.

[MarkG]

what kind of drug/alcohol gives you that kind of misspelling?

[TCO]

gin. But they had this big fruit bowl. that had gin and sprite and lemons and limes and ice mixed togehter. I will tell them next time to use tonic water.