Sometimes I am amazed at what happens to me!

[Boris Godunov]

This was starting out like a typical Penthouse letter, only to crash and burn when it is revealed you didn't get laid. So it's amazing that pretty women treated you like a human being? Well, low expectations are easy to meet, I guess.

I bet the pussies at their party got laid.

[Boris Godunov]

DP

btw, I believe "teetch" are the sharp, pointy objects ringing Ann Coulter's vagina.

[Boris Godunov]

This was starting out like a typical Penthouse letter, only to crash and burn when it is revealed you didn't get laid. So it's amazing that pretty women treated you like a human being? Well, low expectations are easy to meet, I guess.

I bet the pussies at their party got laid.

[TCO]

Yeah, I knew I'd get that reaction.

[Boris Godunov]

posting from cell phone makes for weird glitches

[GePap]

Just enjoy yourself when things like that happen. No sense in questioning the why - its not like you would ever be able to know the answer to that question anyways.

[TCO]

Kind of a strange thing as well. Met this guy at the party who it turns out used to be lovers with my USNA roommate. Which means that my roommate was gay.

[Japher]

Did you have anything to do with that?

[TCO]

No.

[Heraclitus]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
it's amazing that pretty women treated you like a human being?

You're gay right?




I hate you so very much.



What makes you so special? ****! Why don't you have to suffer!? Why are you spared the pain of wanting to interact with those evil sadistic monsters?


Its not fair. :better crying:

[MrFun]

Originally posted by TCO
Kind of a strange thing as well. Met this guy at the party who it turns out used to be lovers with my USNA roommate. Which means that my roommate was gay.

"Was?" I'm betting he still is gay.