Best way to kill yourself

[TCO]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Yeah, you could pick right ****. But that requires some research. And why would grinding pills up be better? I know you'll absorb it faster, but I would guess that you would also puke faster.

dude....grinding them up will help.

[KrazyHorse]

I'll defer to your expertise on that.

[TCO]

I was using the "say it real confident" style of logical argumentation.

[KrazyHorse]

These aren't the droids we're looking for.

[Lord Avalon]

How effective would it be to have sex with thousands of beautiful women until you die? I'd be willing to give it a try.

[Krill]

Depends, they could easily drive you to commit murder when they won't stop *****ing.

[TCO]

Here is a relevant google:

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=182216

Doesn't actually answer the question. I would still Bayesian bet that increasing rate of absorption makes it more likely (you could model it, I guess) that you will absorb a fatal dose before vomitting (if you even do vomit).

http://www.google.com/search?q=will+grinding+up+pills+help+make+suicide+more+effective%3F&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7

Some interesting pages linked though...

[ZEE]

listen to every song made by Kanye West and T-Pain.

your brain will eventually just turn itself off from shock.

[Docfeelgood]

Bullet to the brain stem will do it.


controles higher functions like heart beat and breathing.





BTW
when your heart stops beating it feels like going to sleep.

[Theben]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Jump into an incinerator. Leave a note saying that you're going backpacking through South America and not to wait for you.

I forget the guy's name, but he built an incinerator that uses a 30,000 degree plasma arc to incinerate stuff. You'd turn to vapor and not feel anything.

[Heraclitus]

Originally posted by Barnabas
Thanks for defunning the thread

+1

No sense of humor. Next people will be complaining about Holocaust jokes.

[onodera]

I think filling the room with gas mixture that has neither CO2 nor O2 is a good way. Hyperventilate outside, walk into it and close the door. You'll black out and die of suffocation.

[TCO]

Originally posted by onodera
I think filling the room with gas mixture that has neither CO2 nor O2 is a good way. Hyperventilate outside, walk into it and close the door. You'll black out and die of suffocation.

Freon?

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by Theben


I forget the guy's name, but he built an incinerator that uses a 30,000 degree plasma arc to incinerate stuff. You'd turn to vapor and not feel anything.

Walmart advertised these for their Black Friday weekend sale.

[Alinestra Covelia]

I remember this being a "cool" topic of discussion back in college. If I remember correctly, the criteria were:

1. Painless
2. Not messy - ideally, ecologically friendly
3. Considerate to your survivors

I don't remember all of the conclusions but one that really impressed me was one guy who said if he had to commit suicide, then (after sorting out his will etc. so his relatives won't have much to worry about) he would buy a boat and a lethal dose of morphine and go out to sea. He would then hole the boat, sit on the side, and the take the morphine all at once, then lean out into the ocean.

Ship goes down, body joins the food chain, and the drugs do it quick and painless.