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  • #16
    Originally posted by Heraclitus


    Yes that is precisely what I meant. The problem is that you only get one shot at it.


    as many as eight percent (8%) (nearly one in every twelve) of suicides by firearm involve multiple gunshots


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    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

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    • #17
      Originally posted by EPW
      Asphyxia.
      That really doesn't sound appealing, it must be a horrible way to spend your last seconds.
      Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
      The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
      The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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      • #18
        wear a bomb belt and get on London tube, display it... they'll kill someone else and you will go back home to rethink whether dying is really what you want to do
        Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
        GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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        • #19
          Originally posted by KrazyHorse




          as many as eight percent (8%) (nearly one in every twelve) of suicides by firearm involve multiple gunshots


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          Btw why is no one commenting on my more exotic suggestions? I mean except the nuke one, most are semidoable.

          One particular case has been documented from Australia. In February 1995, a man committed suicide on parkland in Canberra, Australia. He took a pump action shotgun and shot himself in the chest. The load passed through the chest without hitting a rib, and went out the other side. He then walked fifteen meters, reloaded, leaned the shotgun against his throat, and shot his throat and part of his jaw. Breathing through this gunshot-inflicted tracheotomy, he reloaded, walked 136 meters to a hill slope, lay down on the slope, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.
          Wow. That has to be a bad way to go.
          Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
          The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
          The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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          • #20
            Originally posted by EPW
            Drug overdose seems like the best method to me. Or Asphyxia.
            Drug overdoses hardly ever work. 1.5% success rate. That's just pathetic.

            Firearm attempts have an 82.5% success rate. Now that's effective.
            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
            Stadtluft Macht Frei
            Killing it is the new killing it
            Ultima Ratio Regum

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            • #21
              Drug/poison ingestion … … … … 1.5
              Poison by gas … … … … 41.5
              Suffocation/hanging … … … … 61.4
              Drowning/submersion … … … … 65.9
              Firearm … … … … 82.5
              Cut/pierce … … … … 1.2
              Jump … … … … 34.5
              Other … … … … 8.0
              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
              Stadtluft Macht Frei
              Killing it is the new killing it
              Ultima Ratio Regum

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Heraclitus


                That gives me an idea, stealing and detonating a nuke may be the most painless and grand way of committing suicide.
                Well, if you intend to become very old and die of being just old, that is probably the best way

                I imagine it would be hard for any other attention wh0re to top you.
                Yeah, if it only was that easy to be an israeli guard, but unfortunatedly it isn't
                With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                Steven Weinberg

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                • #23
                  pills

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                  • #24
                    Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                    GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                    • #25
                      Snoo snoo.
                      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                      • #26
                        Pills can leave you a vegetable, as can most methods that don't succeed.
                        I've known three suicides, all involving guns. One that I spoke ith Boris about right after it happened. It's had to screw up a shotgun under your chin. Minus a head, it's pretty much a done deal.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #27
                          Throw yourself in front of a train.

                          Here every week I have to suffer train delays because of people who commit suicide that way.

                          It is not a good way to kill yourself if you don't want to bother other people.
                          I need a foot massage

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by TCO
                            pills


                            Didn't you read what I wrote? Pills only have a 1.5% success rate.
                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • #29
                              How are you going to commit suicide and not bother people?
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                              • #30
                                lolz
                                One particular case has been documented from Australia. In February 1995, a man committed suicide on parkland in Canberra, Australia. He took a pump action shotgun and shot himself in the chest. The load passed through the chest without hitting a rib, and went out the other side. He then walked fifteen meters, reloaded, leaned the shotgun against his throat, and shot his throat and part of his jaw. Breathing through this gunshot-inflicted tracheotomy, he reloaded, walked 136 meters to a hill slope, lay down on the slope, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.[
                                I need a foot massage

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