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    Town may force child with cerebral palsy to give up his pony

    A dispute has erupted in Caledon, Ont., over whether a family with a child with cerebral palsy should be allowed to keep a pony.

    Three-year-old Sam Spiteri was born with a form of cerebral palsy that makes it hard for him to do ordinary tasks such as walk, hold toys, eat or speak.

    The youngster has been riding his miniature pony, Emily, since he was an infant.

    "Taking her away would be devastating to Sam. It is his best friend," said his mother Antonia Spiteri.

    He's so attached to the animal that his rides usually end in tears because he doesn't want to leave Emily.

    But a neighbour's complaint about the animal's smell is now being handled by the Town of Caledon, whose bylaw enforcement manager has ruled the Spiteris' half-hectare property is zoned rural-residential, meaning they cannot keep livestock.

    The Spiteri family, however, argues Emily shouldn't be classified as livestock because she was bought as a form of therapy.

    "We only want the exception for Emily herself to remain on the property for therapeutic purposes," said Antonia Spiteri.

    Sam's grandfather bought him the pony because the youngster experiences seizures, making it almost impossible to take him on long car trips to a riding facility elsewhere.

    According to the Ontario Cerebral Palsy Foundation, equestrian therapy "improves balance, co-ordination, strength and muscle tone, while gently mobilizing the joints."

    Antonia Spiteri says Sam's pediatrician suggested the riding therapy, and they have seen an improvement in his posture.

    "Bouncing from riding her triggers the muscles to stiffen and contract, so that when he rides her, he gets better posture and makes it easier for those muscles to learn those types of things. And then he is better with possibly walking in the future," she said.

    "When his posture is better, it's easier for him to perform simple tasks such as feeding himself. It also helps with speech."

    The debate over whether Emily can stay on the property will now go before a committee of adjustment.
    I lived next door to a family that had two full-sized horses. When the wind blew from the northeast (which rarely happens), there would be the unmistakable horsesh*t odor wafting through the air, but not so much that it made you run for cover, just crinkle your nose a bit. Unless this pocket pony is eating a strict diet of meat and beans, the neighbors need to shut the f*ck up and stop making this child's life more miserable. I hope the committee shows a little compassion here and makes an exception. It's wonderful that this gimpy child gets to be a bit less gimpy in the future because of this therapy. As he gets older, it'll be necessary to find a stable for a larger horse elsewhere in town, but for now this mini horse is hardly "livestock." I've lived next to and helped take care of livestock. This isn't livestock.
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  • #2
    No pony?!?
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    • #3
      Tipski for Americans like DRose: "Bylaw" means it's a town law, not federal. The town of Caledon, I don't even know that it's real. For all I know it's a figment of my imagination. Small towns all create drama for excitement, no matter what country they're in.
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      • #4
        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Asher
          Tipski for Americans like DRose: "Bylaw" means it's a town law, not federal. The town of Caledon, I don't even know that it's real. For all I know it's a figment of my imagination. Small towns all create drama for excitement, no matter what country they're in.
          Tipski for Canadians like Asher:

          Main Entry:
          fa·ce·tious
          Pronunciation:
          \fə-ˈsē-shəs\
          Function:
          adjective
          Etymology:
          Middle French facetieux, from facetie jest, from Latin facetia
          Date:
          1599

          1 : joking or jesting often inappropriately : waggish 2 : meant to be humorous or funny : not serious
          synonyms see witty
          — fa·ce·tious·ly adverb
          — fa·ce·tious·ness noun



          Don't be a humorless git, Ash.
          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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          • #6
            Tipski for Mexicans like DrRose:

            Main Entry:
            fa·ce·tious
            Pronunciation:
            \fə-ˈsē-shəs\
            Function:
            adjective
            Etymology:
            Middle French facetieux, from facetie jest, from Latin facetia
            Date:
            1599

            1 : joking or jesting often inappropriately : waggish 2 : meant to be humorous or funny : not serious
            synonyms see witty
            — fa·ce·tious·ly adverb
            — fa·ce·tious·ness noun
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #7
              I saw this commercial for giving your kid a robot pony. Apparently, you can even ride (at least the kids could). Seemed like a good idea, all of the pony good without any of the pony bad. I hope that robot kids are next.
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              • #8
                Tipski for Homogay terrorists like al-Asher:

                Main Entry:
                fa·ce·tious
                Pronunciation:
                \fə-ˈsē-shəs\
                Function:
                adjective
                Etymology:
                Middle French facetieux, from facetie jest, from Latin facetia
                Date:
                1599

                1 : joking or jesting often inappropriately : waggish 2 : meant to be humorous or funny : not serious
                synonyms see witty
                — fa·ce·tious·ly adverb
                — fa·ce·tious·ness noun
                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                • #9
                  If one didn't know the meaning of Tipski before, I think no one can say that now.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    Don't worry Slowwy, while it is fun to ask "Wtf is wrong with Texas?" because there's many things wrong with Texas, every once-in-a-while it's nice to ask "Wtf is wrong with < Place name here >?" instead. However, we will still be asking "Wtf is wrong with Texas?" because Texas sucks.
                    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                    • #11
                      because Texas sucks.
                      Compared to Canada, Texas is bush league.

                      Canada sucks so hard nothing can escape it's grip.
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                      • #12
                        I'll bet the neighbours are Newfs who are just waiting for the green light to club the little pony into bloody pulp.
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                        • #13
                          Good bylaw. I support it completely.
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                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by notyoueither
                            I'll bet the neighbours are Newfs who are just waiting for the green light to club the little pony into bloody pulp.
                            Nah-- we tried ponies and their hides make lousy slkippers
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                            • #15
                              A guy in Halifax lost his argument that his chickens are "pets" and not livestock and was forced to get rid of them (he is moving instead).

                              Farm animals do not belong in urban areas. If riding a pony will make your sick child healthier than go to an area where ponies are allowed.
                              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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