Question about gays and lesbians.

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles


Well, this: "Masturbation should not be a team sport for straight guys."

If a bunch of girls were in a group and engaged in such behavior, and the one straight guy was in that group, how would that rule present itself? If it's not to be a team sport for straight guys, one would think he should let himself out the door, not his pants.

Oh, at first I thought you meant the same rule applies to women, which it clearly does not.

In the scenario you're describing now, letting oneself out the door would be one of the most gay options imaginable. Also, he said "guys" plural, so a single man in a "team sport" with ten women would lie outside one interpretation of the rule. However, two guys with ten women would raise a troubling paradox. Perhaps every two or more women "cancels out" the gayness of one other man's presence, or alternatively the two men could stand back-to-back so they can't see each other. Unless there are multiple mirrors in the room... are there? So many variables to consider!

[Jon Miller]

I think it is clear that the same rule does apply for women. (group masturbation is gay no matter what the sex)

JM

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
I think it is clear that the same rule does apply for women. (group masturbation is gay no matter what the sex)

I can only conclude, then, that you are gay. Either it's totally hella-kickass or you're gay, that's all there is to it.

[Jon Miller]

I didn't say it wasn't hot

I just said it was gay

JM

[Darius871]

gay =/= hot

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Darius871
gay =/= hot

Breeders.

[Q Classic]

Grandpa's examples, knowing his penchant for posting twisted photos, are all probably of chicks with cheneys.

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Darius871


Oh, at first I thought you meant the same rule applies to women, which it clearly does not.

In the scenario you're describing now, letting oneself out the door would be one of the most gay options imaginable. Also, he said "guys" plural, so a single man in a "team sport" with ten women would lie outside one interpretation of the rule. However, two guys with ten women would raise a troubling paradox. Perhaps every two or more women "cancels out" the gayness of one other man's presence, or alternatively the two men could stand back-to-back so they can't see each other. Unless there are multiple mirrors in the room... are there? So many variables to consider!

Is the simple fact that someone else's penis may be visible turns it gay?

[Theben]

yes

and two men back-2-back would have their buttocks rub together. EPIC GAY.

[Q Classic]

So, wait, wouldn't that make all straight porn kinda gay? Since there are penises not your own dancing about.

And lesbian porn, which is generally made for straight boys, is pretty gay, since it's about women doing women.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles
Grandpa's examples, knowing his penchant for posting twisted photos, are all probably of chicks with cheneys.

Why is that twisted?

Is it twisted because of the exterior feminine beauty back by a mans gear?

Or is it twisted because it is neither "male" nor "female" in nature?

is it twisrws bwcause you preefer a male or a female?

i say it is only twisted and a person cannot get their head and heart around it

By the way, not having any twisted thoughts here

[Q Classic]

Of course not.

Anyway, completely unintentional humor: pr0n with someone getting a shot in the face from a chick's cheney.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles
Of course not.

Anyway, completely unintentional humor: pr0n with someone getting a shot in the face from a chick's cheney.

Thanks

You have allways been a voice of understanding, why your liked so much

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles

Is the simple fact that someone else's penis may be visible turns it gay?

Correct.

Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles
So, wait, wouldn't that make all straight porn kinda gay? Since there are penises not your own dancing about.

Correct.

Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles
And lesbian porn, which is generally made for straight boys, is pretty gay, since it's about women doing women.

False. The point is so that the viewer can imagine himself joining in, meaning they are in fact merely preparing each other for the viewer, not lesbian per se.

[Q Classic]

Hmm. What about gay porn made for women? Is that gay, even if they're just readying each other while waiting for the woman to arrive?