Question about gays and lesbians.

[Darius871]

I wouldn't know anything about that, but it's all in the eye of the beholder.

[Q Classic]

Why are straight boys so afraid of other men's penises?

[DRoseDARs]

Because homopenises are bigger.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by DRoseDARs
Because homopenises are bigger.

[DRoseDARs]

It's the only explanation.

[Docfeelgood]

Most of the lesbians I have seen look like men.

[Q Classic]

While a lot of lesbians could make cute boys, my lesbian friends tend to look too much like girls.

They have more boyish sensibilities than I do, but that's different.

[Timexwatch]

Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles
Why are straight boys so afraid of other men's penises?

The bigger question is, "Why do homosexuals expend so much energy trying to convince guys that are doing clearly gay things aren't really doing gay things?".

Simple rules of thumb:

* Single individual guy spanking it = Not Gay
* Two or more guys spanking it in the same room in close physical proximity to each other and/or within each others visual field and no real life women present (rule does not apply to military members in a combat zone) = DEFCON three gay
* Two or more guys spanking it in the same room not in close physical proximity to each other and not within each others visual field and no real life women present (rule does not apply to military members in a combat zone) = DEFCON five gay
* Single individual woman spanking it = Not Gay
* Two or more women spanking it in the same room in close physical proximity to each other and/or within each others visual field = Not gay
* Two or more women spanking it in the same room not in close physical proximity to each other and/or not within each others visual field = Not gay
* Single individual man spanking it with one or more women in a room = Not gay
* Two or more men spanking it with one or more women in the room = Mildly gay
* Two men having carnal relations with one woman at the same time = Gay
* Three or more men having carnal relations with one woman at the same time = Extremely gay
* Any group sex scenario in which the ratio of men to women is not 1:1 (Does not include scenarios where the ratio of women exceeds that of men) = Gay
* Two men mutually masturbating themselves = Clearly gay
* Two or more men engaged in a circle jerk and/or other sexual activity = Absolutely and unequivocally gay
* Heterosexual pornography with excessive focus on the penises and/or extremely long shots showing taint, balls and/or bungholes = Slightly gay
* Pornography featuring lesbians = Clearly not gay
* Pornography featuring 'Chicks with dicks' = Gay

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Timexwatch
* Two or more guys spanking it in the same room in close physical proximity to each other and/or within each others visual field and no real life women present (rule does not apply to military members in a combat zone) = DEFCON five gay
* Two or more guys spanking it in the same room not in close physical proximity to each other and not within each others visual field and no real life women present (rule does not apply to military members in a combat zone) = DEFCON three gay

The lower a defcon number is, the worse it is. So clearly, to be less gay when masturbating in the same room as another man, one just has to sidle up to him.

* Pornography featuring 'Chicks with dicks' = Gay

And yet, the market for this is not with gay men.

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Timexwatch
* Two men having carnal relations with one woman at the same time = Gay

So the purported Eiffel Tower is gay?

* Any group sex scenario in which the ratio of men to women is not 1:1 (Does not include scenarios where the ratio of women exceeds that of men) = Gay

So, situation: four women, four men. The women are having sex with two of the men, and two of the men are having sex with each other.

Not gay?

[Timexwatch]

Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles

The lower a defcon number is, the worse it is. So clearly, to be less gay when masturbating in the same room as another man, one just has to sidle up to him.

Fixed.

And yet, the market for this is not with gay men.

The market is closet cases. Out guys have no need.

and two of the men are having sex with each other.

Then this applies to them: Two or more men engaged in a circle jerk and/or other sexual activity = Absolutely and unequivocally gay

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Timexwatch
Then this applies to them: Two or more men engaged in a circle jerk and/or other sexual activity = Absolutely and unequivocally gay

What about men patting each other on the ass, like in American "Football"?

And what about a man giving another man flowers?

[Timexwatch]

Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles

What about men patting each other on the ass, like in American "Football"?

And what about a man giving another man flowers?

Easy answer: Not sexual activity, so not gay unless there is intentional squeezing, lingering and/or caressing.

And what about a man giving another man flowers?

Depends on the intentions of the giver. Generally falls more under the classification of "kind of fruity" (for lack of a better term).

[MrFun]

Spreading gayness on Apolyton.

[Joseph]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
I never understood a straight guy getting worked up over lesbians. I guess I'm just weird. No comments required.

Only if you are in the middle/between them.