Question about gays and lesbians.

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Blaupanzer
Someone earlier labelled this sociatal sensitivity as "fear" and activated the macho of almost every male on the board. Still, if you tried sex with same sex and liked it, you are a little bit homo. Don't let it fluster you.

I AIN'T NO HOMOGAY, GET AWAY FROM ME QUEERBOY IT WAS A ONE-TIME THING AND SAILORS DON'T COUNT ANYWAY

[Docfeelgood]

Well, a BJ in a dark room with your eyes closed feels the same if it were a man or women giving.

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Darius871


I AIN'T NO HOMOGAY, GET AWAY FROM ME QUEERBOY IT WAS A ONE-TIME THING AND SAILORS DON'T COUNT ANYWAY

I take it you spat up, instead of swallowing.

[Darius871]

OK OK FINE, I ADMIT IT:

Spoiler:

I was never in the Navy

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Docfeelgood
Well, a BJ in a dark room with your eyes closed feels the same if it were a man or women giving.

Until you feel your thighs caress stubbly cheeks.

[Seedle]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov


Until you feel your thighs caress stubbly cheeks.

NEED VOMIT SMILEY.

[Dis]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
I never understood a straight guy getting worked up over lesbians. I guess I'm just weird. No comments required.

I don't get worked up over lesbos. If I still watched porn, I'd just fast forward thru the lesbo scenes. They don't do much for me. I guess I'm too narcissistic and selfish to appreciate the art of lesbianism. I want the attention to be placed on Mr. Happy. Specifically mine, but in the case of porn, I imagine that's me there.

But I'm far from the average male. Vaginas kind of turn me off anyways. So do penises for that matter (other than my own luckily). Sex in general is kind of yucky. Yet despite all that, I still chase after women (though I'm better at restraining myself now), and still like sex. Go figure.

[Seedle]

Hot, Hollywood style lesbians



I like breasts and female moaning. And lesbians give me twice as much of each, with out the disgustingness that is the male organ.
Porn lesbians.

[Theben]

Originally posted by Timexwatch

DEFCON three gay

[Theben]

Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles

So the purported Eiffel Tower is gay?

Way too much probability that there will testicular high-velocity collisions at the base of the tower, but I would think a spit roast would be "not gay" as long as eyes didn't wander much.

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Dis
Vaginas kind of turn me off anyways.

= DEFCON 2 GAY (aka Wiglaf Syndrome)

[Timexwatch]

Originally posted by Theben


Way too much probability that there will testicular high-velocity collisions at the base of the tower, but I would think a spit roast would be "not gay" as long as eyes didn't wander much.

Pulling a Chinese Fingercuffs on a girl = Fraternity gay a.k.a. Ace and Gary Gay

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by Seedle

I like breasts and female moaning. And lesbians give me twice as much of each, with out the disgustingness that is the male organ.
Porn lesbians.

I like vagina, breasts, and female moaning... so yeah, the porn I have watched has generally been lesbian as well.

JM

[MarkG]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
You are one strange person, Lancer. I love you, but you're strange.

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