Just got back. My voting location is right here in my neighborhood, so I was able to walk there. Overall, a weird experience:
The polling place is a Catholic church and school (!). Thus, in the room itself, you are surrounded by crosses and maps of "The Holy Land, Then And Now." Sort of an odd place to vote if you're atheist.
I was immediately asked by the poll workers if Colbert/Stewart were, indeed real candidates, because if so I'd have to cover up my shirt.
I was behind a woman in line who appeared to be a meth addict, had not brought any ID, after signing the log book and receiving her ticket immediately asked if she could leave and come back later to vote, constantly danced from one foot to the another, and just generally gave me a case of the creeping willies. I may have picked up scabies just by standing behind her.
I stood in line a solid 40 minutes once I arrived; the line wasn't out the door or anything, but there were only 5 voting machines. Which is actually an improvement, as there were 4 machines there in '06, and back in '04 when I lived in a different area of Columbus there were only 2 machines, and I was in line for 2 hours outside in the rain.
Given that I didn't know **** about any of the judge races, I voted only in the one where a guy named Dingus was running, as I had seen his flyers that said, "Bring us Dingus," and I thought, well, that's gotta be worth something. Voted for all the municipal issues and state amendments (please, God, let #6 pass, I want a casino). For (almost) everything else, I voted Democrat. First time I've ever done that, actually.
The polling place is a Catholic church and school (!). Thus, in the room itself, you are surrounded by crosses and maps of "The Holy Land, Then And Now." Sort of an odd place to vote if you're atheist.
I was immediately asked by the poll workers if Colbert/Stewart were, indeed real candidates, because if so I'd have to cover up my shirt.
I was behind a woman in line who appeared to be a meth addict, had not brought any ID, after signing the log book and receiving her ticket immediately asked if she could leave and come back later to vote, constantly danced from one foot to the another, and just generally gave me a case of the creeping willies. I may have picked up scabies just by standing behind her.
I stood in line a solid 40 minutes once I arrived; the line wasn't out the door or anything, but there were only 5 voting machines. Which is actually an improvement, as there were 4 machines there in '06, and back in '04 when I lived in a different area of Columbus there were only 2 machines, and I was in line for 2 hours outside in the rain.
Given that I didn't know **** about any of the judge races, I voted only in the one where a guy named Dingus was running, as I had seen his flyers that said, "Bring us Dingus," and I thought, well, that's gotta be worth something. Voted for all the municipal issues and state amendments (please, God, let #6 pass, I want a casino). For (almost) everything else, I voted Democrat. First time I've ever done that, actually.
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