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  • And God gets away with it once again....

    ...because he's one of those homeless people I'm wondering if it was always the case or if it's related to the crisis in the housing market....

    Legal case against God dismissed

    A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served.

    The suit was launched by Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers, who said he might appeal against the ruling.

    He sought a permanent injunction to prevent the "death, destruction and terrorisation" caused by God.

    Judge Marlon Polk said in his ruling that a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a case to proceed.

    "Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Judge Polk wrote in his ruling.

    Mr Chambers cannot refile the suit but may appeal.

    'God knows everything'

    Mr Chambers sued God last year. He said God had threatened him and the people of Nebraska and had inflicted "widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants".

    He said he would carefully consider Judge Polk's ruling before deciding whether to appeal.

    The court, Mr Chambers said, had acknowledged the existence of God and "a consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God's omniscience".

    "Since God knows everything," he reasoned, "God has notice of this lawsuit."

    Mr Chambers, a state senator for 38 years, said he filed the suit to make the point that "anyone can sue anyone else, even God".
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    Rules of Civil Procedure FTW!
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    • #3
      The caption under the picture says: "The plaintiff argued an omniscient God would know of the lawsuit".
      In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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      • #4
        BTW, does Nebraska have the death penalty?
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        • #5
          They should give the papers to a lawyer and then kill him so he can serve them directly to God. I doubt many would object to that plan.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Boris Godunov
            They should give the papers to a lawyer and then kill him so he can serve them directly to God. I doubt many would object to that plan.
            Lawyers don't go to heaven.
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            • #7
              Anyone else feel a Joan Osbourne song coming on?
              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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              • #8
                The obvious solution here is service by publication, putting it in major newspapers.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DinoDoc
                  Lawyers don't go to heaven.
                  But they would have to be judged first, and that would be the opportunity to slap the notice on God.
                  Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                  • #10
                    Maybe the guy should try with Jesus first, just pick any catholic church and put the notice on the eucharist.
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                    • #11
                      Dismissing the case because the defendant has no address is not a good reason. Even homeless people can be sued.

                      A valid reason would be that only people may be sued in a court of law. God is not a mere person but rather is a deity not subject to the jurisdiction of mundane courtrooms.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Lorizael
                        Anyone else feel a Joan Osbourne song coming on?

                        Ugh, I hate you now.
                        The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.

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                        • #13
                          But they would have to be judged first, and that would be the opportunity to slap the notice on God.
                          The statute of limitations would run out first, unless you believe Christ will return in 7 years.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
                            The statute of limitations would run out first, unless you believe Christ will return in 7 years.
                            Do you think I believe that?
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                            • #15
                              Why not just sue in one of the states where you can serve by publication? Then you could at least get a default judgment to collect against his representatives on earth, or maybe even his heirs. You just need the right lawyer.
                              Unbelievable!

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