PETA just grossed me out!!

[asleepathewheel]

It would probably be pretty tough to get a consistent flavor out of human breast milk. Each Chunkey Monkey would taste slightly different.

[Felch]

Cambodian breast milk?

[Kidlicious]

I like this idea, not because I'm against cows milk. I like it because it would give women everywhere a way to make money.

[Lorizael]

Women have the only natural resource that's always valuable. They don't need a way to make money.

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by Lorizael
Women have the only natural resource that's always valuable. They don't need a way to make money.

So your sexist. Mkay.

[Lorizael]

Don't you think everyone is sexist, anyway? Oh, no, you think everyone is racist, right? Sorry, your insanity is so confusing to me.

[Heraclitus]

Originally posted by Lorizael
Women have the only natural resource that's always valuable. They don't need a way to make money.

That is quite true.

Prostitution is a widespread and ancient trade.

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by Lorizael
Don't you think everyone is sexist, anyway? Oh, no, you think everyone is racist, right? Sorry, your insanity is so confusing to me.

You're the one who's sexist, but you're calling me insane. Mkay.

[Elok]

Originally posted by asleepathewheel
It would probably be pretty tough to get a consistent flavor out of human breast milk. Each Chunkey Monkey would taste slightly different.

Also, Wikipedia says the consistency of BM varies depending on how full the boob is. I suppose you could "homogenize," but then there's the question of whether BM will make ice cream properly. It's got a radically different composition from cow milk, after all.

Plus communicable disease concerns, getting supply to match even one tenth of "demand" (i.e. the massive amount of milk Ben & Jerry's needs to make all that ice cream, as opposed to the little volunteer system of some fruitcake Swiss restaurant), and the obvious eww factor.

Sure, most of us have had breast milk at one time in our lives, but then we've all swallowed our own mucus and I assume none of us wants another person spitting in his or her food. Even if the spit were sterile. Imbibing another person's bodily fluids when you have no preexisting relationship with that person is of course going to feel a bit "off."

[GePap]

A serious post has no place in this thread.

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Kidicious
You're the one who's sexist, but you're calling me insane. Mkay.

Yes, I am calling you insane. You'd have to be to think I'm sexist. Remember my ridiculously radical views on gender and sexuality?

[Kidlicious]

Elok,

Would swallowing cow mucus be acceptable to you? What exactly makes cow bodily fluids so desirable to you compared to human?

[rah]

every time I consider making a serious post in this thread, I picture a dairy farm in some third world country with women penned up and attached to automated milking machines. Sorry, can't be serious after that.

EWWWWWWWWW.

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Comrade Snuggles
So PETA advocates turning human women into cattle.

Well, PETA's ad campaigns tend to turn human women into chattel.

I used to give them some credit, by making women into sexified, objectified commodities to convince more men (women, I guess?) was some sort of wry commentary on how animals are treated...

...but I don't think they're that clever by half. Not if they pull **** like this.

Especially because I wouldn't want to suckle on some topless waiter's teat. If it ain't pasteurized, I ain't drinking it. That, and the container looks weird.

[rah]

Normally I like to chill my milk before consumption, but I could change.