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  • Obama has out-generalled them all!

    with no political machinery, Obama's come out of nowhere to clamber to the top of the political dogpile and demonstrate he's the best qualified for the job of President.

    Hillary ran a campaign which presumed the primaries would be over by Super Tuesday. When the weren't, she had to borrow tens of millions to continue. She ignored the caucuses of the small states, which Obama gobbled up as part of his 50-state strategy.

    McCain has had trouble organizing (and reorganizing) his staff. Finally, he's had to put in charge the very people who Swiftboated him in 2000 and the K-Street Lobbyists he's tried to oppose during his careers. He's jettisoned his own straight-talk stategy and had replaced it with the Swiftboat tactics of attack, smeer, attack, smeer, attack.

    And the DNC Convention has been marvelously designed to counter the various criticism aimed at Obama.

    The dark whispers on the Internet have suggested that Obama is not "one of us." He's a weird Muslim who worships a God who damns America, and yada yada yade. On Night One, Michelle Obama comes forth with a fantastic speech showing the human, caring side of Obama, tying his desires to the American Dream of a better life for our children.

    To countrer the Republican claims the Democrats are disunified, the second night features Hillary Clinton, giving a ringing endorsement of Obama because he champions the cause of the middle class, who for too long has been ignored.

    Obama lacks the no experience, the Repugs claim, and Hillary didn't address this! So, on Night Three, out comes the former Commander-in-Chief Bill Clinton to explain why we need Obama. And then comes VP2B Joe Biden reciting the various times Obama's young judgment has been right while McCain's faltering judgment has proven incorrect.

    Obama is all speech, no substance -- say the Repubs.
    So watch: Tonight, Obama will give a meat-and-pototoes speech on the economy...a concrete plan of how his Presidency will change America.

    "Oh look!" cry the Repubs. "Obama's stage looks like a temple! He a b'Rock Star who thinks he's a god!" No, you numbskulls! It looks like the friggin' Lincoln Memorial! Y'know, the place where 45 years ago today, Dr. Martin Luther King gave his "I Have a Dream" speech.

    You remember Lincoln, don't you?! Co-Founder of the Republican Party. Ran for President after only one term in the House of Representative. The guy who was just as unqualified as Obama!

    Summary: In this election, a score of the best qualified people in America ran for President of the United States. The kid with the funny-looing ears has run circles around all of them.

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    Okay, are you feeling better now that that's out of you?
    1011 1100
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    • #3
      Re: Obama has out-generalled them all!

      Originally posted by Zkribbler
      Tonight, Obama will give a meat-and-pototoes speech on the economy...a concrete plan of how his Presidency will change America.
      We can only hope.
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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      • #4
        What's his plan for change?

        /me too lazy to find a transcript or newspaper summary
        Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
        -Richard Dawkins

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        • #5
          Lincoln --> secession war.
          "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
          I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
          Middle East!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Elok
            Okay, are you feeling better now that that's out of you?
            Yeah, I think Zkrib may have "obama'ed" in his shorts.
            The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Heresson
              Lincoln --> secession war.

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              • #8
                So Zkribbler, you like this Obama fellow?

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                • #9
                  And then comes VP2B Joe Biden reciting the various times Obama's young judgment has been right while McCain's faltering judgment has proven incorrect.
                  LOL LOL LOL LOL

                  SUCK MY WANG AND CALL IT DESSERT!

                  YOU ARE LIKE A MEXICAN IN AN ITALIAN DINER!

                  PLEASE TELL ME HOW A LESS-THAN-ONE TERM SENATOR WITH NO LEGISLATIVE ACCOMPLISHMENTS HAS GOOD JUDGMENT ABOUT ANYTHING!

                  PLEASE SUCK MY BALLS! THEY ARE GETTING LONELY!

                  GOOD DAY!

                  I AM THE WINNAR!

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                  • #10
                    You misspelled the third yada.
                    With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                    Steven Weinberg

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                    • #11
                      A GOOD EDITORIAL FOR **** SNIFFERS WHO SNARF UP ALL THE DEMOCRATIC HORSE**** CAN BE FOUND HENCEWITH: http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/08/...rss_topstories

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                      • #12
                        Wiglaf makes me want to vote Republican - NOT!
                        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Wiglaf
                          A GOOD EDITORIAL FOR **** SNIFFERS WHO SNARF UP ALL THE DEMOCRATIC HORSE**** CAN BE FOUND HENCEWITH: http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/08/...rss_topstories
                          WTF? Glenn Beck couldn't have written that, it didn't give me a headache. Granted, you'd think a conservative would like a congress that didn't make alot of expensive laws, and this is the first I've heard of universal healthcare failing everywhere it's tried. Still, the editorial seems decently sane and rational, so it can't be from Glenn Beck.
                          You've just proven signature advertising works!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Elok
                            Okay, are you feeling better now that that's out of you?
                            Yep. Thanx for listening.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Wiglaf
                              PLEASE TELL ME HOW A LESS-THAN-ONE TERM SENATOR WITH NO LEGISLATIVE ACCOMPLISHMENTS HAS GOOD JUDGMENT ABOUT ANYTHING!
                              Ask one-term Congressman Abraham Lincoln.

                              OR you can just re-read my OP, where I explain how Obama has better judgment that any of his opponents.

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