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  • The iron hand behind the magic show

    CHRISTIE BLATCHFORD

    From Saturday's Globe and Mail

    August 8, 2008 at 8:37 PM EDT

    BEIJING — Look, when the biggest branch of the human family brings its will, considerable talents and sheer overwhelming numbers to bear upon a task, it's going to work out rather nicely.

    When, in addition, this particular fork of the clan doesn't have to bother about getting permissions or permits, whip a howling, nitpicking opposition into line to get the smallest bill passed, answer to a ferocious, nasty and occasionally nutty Fourth Estate, deal with an auditor-general or 10 and otherwise account for the books, contain the delicious effects of brown envelopes, leaks and secret papers or private parts misplaced by hapless ministers – or suffer any of the other garden-variety slings and arrows of life in a raucous democracy – the result is going to be simply magnificent.

    It was.

    China put on a hell of a show, the Olympic opening ceremony by turns enchanting (all those winsome children), magical (fairies and spacemen floating down from the open Bird's Nest) and audacious (the last torch-bearer, triple gold medalist Li Ning, running a ring around the top of the stadium in the night sky to light the Olympic cauldron). The Chinese are accomplished, generous, inventive, peace-loving, and they look marvellous to boot.

    Can I stop now? Or rather, can I say that what I am about to write next is not a slur upon the people of the most populous nation on the planet, whom I admire and like, the several hundred of them that I have now encountered, that is. I understand that they are proud to be Chinese. I'm a Canadian, so I know from needing approval: You did great, folks.

    But Holy Mary, Mother of God, it cannot be considered unmannerly to note that as good as the show was, as smashing as the facilities are and as super-successful as the Games themselves probably will be, it all happened like this not only because of Chinese ingenuity, but also because the government could bulldoze homes when it needed land, put up walls whether or not they were wanted, dislocate folks at whim, spend like a drunken sailor, issue marching orders even about street-spitting and chest-baring and lock up, detain or ‘re-educate' anyone who dared whisper the mildest complaint.

    As even Confucius said, in one of several quotations prominently displayed on screens at the ceremony, “The most valuable use of the rifles is to achieve harmony.” Maybe he meant hegemony.

    My wonderful colleague Geoff York, The Globe's bureau chief in Beijing for six years now, sent me an e-mail the other night about the bare-chest habit of Chinese men, which has amused me and my visiting colleagues no end. He attached a story he wrote six years ago, I think, about this same penchant for shirt removal and how, in anticipation of the Games, the government had issued an edict against it. Toward the bottom of the story was a paragraph that mentioned that no fewer than 500 people had already ratted out their bare-chested fellow citizens to the Ministry of Good Conduct or whatever it's called.

    How unbearably sad, but that's the kind of society Chinese communism has built, where neighbours sell out neighbours even on something as unimaginably small as this, either because not to do so would actually invite scrutiny (Did Yu see Chan take off his shirt and not report him?) or because of well-placed fear that it might (Did the police see Yu watching Chan and not pick up the phone?) or because after so many years, it's every snitch for himself.

    (That reminds me: On the road to the field hockey stadium, there is a tree in the second row of new plantings that is decidedly taller than its cousins. Someone should report it; someone probably has.) Similarly, when I asked one of our interpreters a few days ago about the possible places where real, ordinary Chinese would be watching the opening ceremonies, she suggested a city park where there were going to be big-screen TVs.

    “Of course,” she said slowly, and added, in that doublespeak the Chinese have had to master, “the people there will be organized,” by which she meant, they would have been directed to show up with their little red flags.

    It's one thing to be “voluntold” by one of your pals that you will, for a case of beer, help him move house next weekend and get his giant box spring up a narrow staircase to the third floor; another for you and him and thousands of others to be voluntold to go to a park to demonstrate cheerful support for the Games and the government.

    Whenever I found myself being moved to tears by all these shiny, happy people – on the stage, on the stadium floor, in the stands, giving directions – involved in the show, I could snap myself out of it by wondering how many of them were voluntolds. The homogeneous, omnipresent smile-i-ness of the Chinese is unsettling. It reminds me of what people say when a child is killed: He or she was “always smiling.” Well, I don't know a kid who smiles all the time, who doesn't throw the odd tantrum or sulk or pull his sister's hair. Why would the Chinese?

    The thing is, as a prosecutor friend of mine wrote me during the ceremony, we don't know, can't know, how much is genuine and how much is not, how happy anyone is, because in a one-party dictatorship, we know only what they want us to know, and one thing we know is they don't want us to know much.

    My friend was sick at heart by what he considered the fawning coverage of the opening on the CBC. “China may have a lot of new Ronald McDonald statues and wave a lot of hankies in unison,” he said, “but they still don't let their people think, vote, talk. We don't know.

    “Human history – Romans, Americans, great empires – are built on freedom, not a better monetary position. I think the human soul wants freedom, liberty, most of all. No better example than the U.S. flag bearer [runner Lopez Lomong, once a Lost Boy of Sudan and now a proud, grinning American].

    “So give me liberty,” my friend said, “or give me a triple burger and large fries. I take liberty.”

    So, it was a great show. But that's all it was.

    To borrow from a song by Jim Carroll, an old New York rocker, all those people who died – by the millions in the Great Leap Forward – died. All those who were subjected to the self-criticism and struggle sessions of the Hundred Flowers Movement, and who renounced what was dearest to them, suffered. The only nod to the man then at the helm – the Great Helmsman – was in the vaguely Mao-style jackets worn by the Olympic flag-bearers, all great Chinese Olympians.

    The party, the government, that can so revise history, obliterate great swaths of it, can do anything. No wonder these Olympics were built with less fuss than it takes the average Canadian to get the okay from the committee of adjustment to enlarge his garage.

    The former Olympians handed off the flag to eight uniformed members, I think of the People's Liberation Army, who smartly marched it, in a nice, high goose-step, to the pole. It was a fine reminder, the veiled threat amid the colour and fireworks and fun.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • Originally posted by Ninot
      The ones that are also appearing on TV have commentary. Lucky for me, since I dont really know a damned thing about sailing.
      All I know is I've sent an angry email to the IOC asking why the male beach volleyballers have shirts on.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • This cycling is pretty awesome. The landscape is beautiful
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        • I like CBC, especially as they have Sook Yin Lee doing the blog on the Olympics.

          Any station that gives that amount of respect to a porn actress is a station I approve of as it lets thousands of ambitious young women know that just because you got drunk one night and let the boyfriend get a bit wild with a camera, it doesn't mean you can't be taken seriously.
          "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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          • ^ Hypothetically speaking.
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            • It was a neat show, but Asher's article hit it on the head. When you have 2008 drummers opening the ceremony and they are all grinning like giddy school girls, and the announcer tells you they were told to smile more... well. Then the nazi like saluting of the flag had me wondering when they were going to hang women from the rafters... and they did that next. I was however thoroughly amused at the parade of nations; putting Iran and Iraq right next to each other would have only been made better if Turkey and Israel were between them. Also, that little kid walking next to Yao Ming, Yao was not happy.

              Anyway, USA!
              Monkey!!!

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              • That large globe in the middle of the stadium is clearly not a moon - it's a space station.
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                • I am sorry, but since when are "great empires built on freedom"??? If any people can speak about lots of human history, its the freaking Chinese, and freedom has hardly ever been a part of most human history, great or otherwise.

                  And I would assume most of those actors on stage were chosen and were happy to be chosen, given how much training was needed for that opening and how much general pride in the Olympics there is in China.
                  If you don't like reality, change it! me
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                  • Asher - Blatchford learned her craft at the Sun.
                    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                    • Originally posted by Wezil
                      Asher - Blatchford learned her craft at the Sun.
                      It should be obvious that once a columnist becomes good, they leave the Sun.

                      I actually don't like her, I think she's terrible, but even a broken clock is right twice a day. It's funny you bring up she's a Sun alumnus, because that's precisely the problem:



                      Meet Christie Blatchford. The worst journalist in the history of mankind. And when I say "worst," I mean worst on so many levels.

                      Christie Blatchford is vile. A foul, despicable creature. The world is a sad place: starvation, poverty, terrorism, disease, hopelessness . . . . and Christie Blatchford.

                      Christie Blatchford is a Canadian journalist (I should really say "journalist") who works for the newspaper the Globe and Mail. Reading one of her articles is like staring into the sun. After a few seconds you have to turn away or risk suffering permanent damage.

                      I wish I had kept a collection of samples of Blatchford's bad writing from the beginning. There have been uncountable doozies over the years. Blatchford loves writing about murdered children (well, about any tragedy really, but more on that in a moment). She once described a murdered Asian girl as having "straight, jet-black hair as only orientals have." So wrong on so many levels. Who calls Asians "orientals" any more? And, more to the point, what difference does this poor girl's hair make? She's dead for crying out loud! Another time Blatchford described a baby (murdered probably, or at least horribly abused--I can't remember) as being pudgy and adorable with a chin having "chub after beautiful chub." God, it truly makes you want to vomit.

                      Why dear God? Why does Christie Blatchford have a job? How can someone who writes such grating, saccharine drivel day in and day out continue to receive a pay cheque? If there was any goodness and justice in the world Blatchford would win the Bulwer-Lytton Award for the most horribly bad writing.

                      And not only is the writing beyond terrible, Blatchford only writes about one subject: human tragedy. Christie "Vampira" Blatchford never met a human tragedy she couldn't suck dry. There she is: Blood-sucker Blatchford is sitting at her desk faced with writer's block when suddenly word comes to her that a man went crazy and butchered his three young children--all under the age of six. YEAH!!!! roars Blatchford as she salivates at the thought of wringing another tragedy for every drop of cloying prose she can excrete out of her laptop.

                      Dear God in Heaven, hear my prayer. Put a stop to Christie Blatchford. In thy mercy have the editor of the Globe finally wake up and fire her sorry ass. Before Blatchford can write another "her skin the colour of cocoa" or "a huge, perfect tear rolled down her chubby, rosy cheek," for the love of all that is good and right in this world, stop this madness. I beseech you. On my knees I beg of you: stop this journalistic abomination. This thing. Stop her. Today. Right now!

                      La Blatchford was recently on assignment in Afghanistan. Only days after her arrival another Canadian soldier was killed in combat. Needless to say Blatchford jumped on this story with her usual leech-like enthusiasm. More of her heinously bad and overblown writing desecrates the pages of the Globe and Mail. Hasn't this poor young man's family suffered enough?

                      Sweet merciful Jesus, I pray unto you: send Christie Blatchford to work for a newspaper in Greenland. Or Slovenia. Anywhere really. But stop the bad writing and the tragedy-milking madness of this unholy aberration of the Fourth Estate. Send her off to a newspaper more deserving of her journalistic talent: the Pennysaver perhaps.

                      Silence her hideous writing now and forever. I beg of you. Please, dear Lord on High.

                      Amen.
                      Last edited by Asher; August 9, 2008, 16:31.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • Relative of U.S. coach killed in Beijing attack
                        Victim’s wife, local guide also injured by knife-wielding Chinese man
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • Originally posted by SlowwHand
                          Relative of U.S. coach killed in Beijing attack
                          Victim’s wife, local guide also injured by knife-wielding Chinese man
                          I am wondering if this was intentional against the coach's family or just plain murder/attack?

                          Of course, he committed suicide, so we may never know

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                          • I think he was just an idiot.

                            The U.S. Embassy said it believed the attack was an isolated act and not directed at Americans or foreigners, given that the Chinese tour guide was also hurt.

                            "We don't believe this was targeted at American citizens, and we don't believe this has anything to do with the Olympics," embassy spokeswoman Susan Stevenson said.

                            Ramped-up security
                            The killing was a rare instance of violent crime against foreigners in tightly controlled China, which has ramped up security measures even more for the Olympics.

                            The attack shortly after noon at the busy tourist site darkened the mood at the games the day after a spectacular opening ceremony had set an ebullient tone after years of nervous buildup.

                            Beijing's communist leaders are hypersensitive to anything that could take the shine off the games, insisting issues such as China's human rights record, harsh rule in Tibet and ties with Sudan should not be raised at the sports event.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • Just watched my DVR taping of the Opening Ceremonies (was out last night), and .

                              That was absolutely amazing. That is the greatest spectacle I have ever seen in my life. It was just magnificent in all aspects, from the drums to the moving blocks to the calligraphy print to the modern day colors to the taek-won-do. WOW!
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • At first everybody thought the moving blocks were computer controlled machines.

                                Then the people got out at the top and started waving and we were frankly disbelieving.
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