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  • #16
    I can smell vinegar everytime i burp now
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    • #17
      Originally posted by -Jrabbit
      If it really tastes like vinegar, it has gone bad.

      From wineinfo.com:

      -Jrabbit got it right. Read his post.

      Not all wine ages gracefully, or are meant to age.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Felch
        Slade, wine is for yuppies, women, homosexuals, and rich people. Get yourself a nice big plastic jug of vodka and some red kool-aid or tang. Then you can get ****ed up like a man.

        Or, better yet, just smoke reefer and take powerful hallucinogens.
        Vodka is only good in a mix of any sort, a la a vodka martini or even the odd screwdriver. I only like wine with a good meal, but I am homosexual...

        I'm a whiskey man. Scotch, blended, Canadian (blended) -- like 'em all.
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        • #19
          Slade, wine is for yuppies, women, homosexuals, and rich people. Get yourself a nice big plastic jug of vodka and some red kool-aid or tang. Then you can get ****ed up like a man.
          Let me get this straight. Wine is for women and homosexuals, yet you need kool-aid to go with your vodka?

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          • #20
            I'm talking about the powder David. So he can put it in a wine glass and play make believe.
            John Brown did nothing wrong.

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            • #21
              Wine

              Make believe macho men dissing wine
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #22
                Get a porter or bourbon on the rocks and quit yer *****ing.
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                  Wine

                  Make believe macho men dissing wine


                  Banfi Brunello di Montalcino '03 with grilled lamb, with a side of seared celeriac and carrot

                  I guess that makes me gay.
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                  • #24
                    If that makes you gay, sign me up.

                    I'll even make it to the parade!
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Asher

                      Vodka is only good in a mix of any sort, a la a vodka martini or even the odd screwdriver. I only like wine with a good meal, but I am homosexual...

                      I'm a whiskey man. Scotch, blended, Canadian (blended) -- like 'em all.
                      A martini is made with GIN! Vodka + vermouth = vodkatini/kangaroo
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by DirtyMartini


                        A martini is made with GIN! Vodka + vermouth = vodkatini/kangaroo
                        A "martini" is made with gin, a "vodka martini" is made with...vodka.

                        A simple google search will tell you the phrase "vodka martini" is far more popular than "vodkatini" (which I'd never heard before).
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Saras


                          Banfi Brunello di Montalcino '03 with grilled lamb, with a side of seared celeriac and carrot

                          I guess that makes me gay.
                          No, just rich. Regular folks don't drink things with more than two words in the name.

                          Yuppie lawyers who can't take a joke
                          John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                          • #28
                            IMO most wine tastes horrendous even when it hasn't aged a day. Merlot, for example, is always basically purple ink. The whole wine industry is run by weird wine snobs who think wine shouldn't taste like it ever had grapes in it. No, it should have "notes of oak, nutmeg, honey and guava" or some crap like that. It doesn't matter what you say it tastes like, since all it really tastes like is bad wine. Deep inside, the wine critics know this too. They just pick random improbable flavors to describe each new bottle they review, so they can laugh quietly to themselves when they hear self-important bozos parroting their nonsense at parties and dinners. Like art snobs who think a guy dancing in manure while juggling kiwis is "subverting paradigms," they're a whole community built up around self-deception.

                            Or you can get Manischewitz or some other Jewish wine, which tastes sort of like decent wine with two pounds of sugar added. Riesling almost tastes decent, but it has this queer tartness to it. Drink the first three glasses quickly and you won't notice it on the fourth. Some other German whites aren't bad at all. I personally only drink wine made by a family friend who brews his own from fruit he grows himself. It's outstanding stuff, and spoiled me for all the commercial swill.
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                            • #29
                              I personally only drink wine made by a family friend who brews his own from fruit he grows himself. It's outstanding stuff, and spoiled me for all the commercial swill.
                              Yeah, I hate those weird wine snobs, too.
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                              • #30
                                You're drinking your neighbour's grapejuice. With time you will graduate to real wine.
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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