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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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A bit short but pretty accurate
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Thank God they've got it wrong.
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So God really exists, thanks to God?
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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One day when your penises have shriveled and your two bit whore wives have no more visible genitalia, you will look back on this thread and say, Man I wish I had not laughed in god's face. Then when you finally fart and die, you'll head to hell, which will do so much damage it will make your old man penis look like Arod's schlong. Use it, don't use it, eventually you will lose it, and I will be urinated on your graves.
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Why isn't there a god?“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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Well, it's short. That's a blessing.John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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Not short enough. Nice pic.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Originally posted by Wiglaf
I will be urinated on your graves.
You're going to lay down on our grave and let someone urinate on you?Last edited by MrFun; July 29, 2008, 01:53.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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So... I gather you're into water sports?Use it, don't use it, eventually you will lose it, and I will be urinated on your graves.
EDIT: damn you, Mr Fun!Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – LessingComment
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I think in some manner he's the piss. It's another possibility. Hard to interpret.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Why ask for the absence of something that doesn't exist?Originally posted by DaShi
Why isn't there a god?"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - SenecaComment
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So he may be the urinater and the urinated? Like a piss anti-Christ?Originally posted by SlowwHand
I think in some manner he's the piss. It's another possibility. Hard to interpret.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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