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    The Official God FAQ
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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    • #3
      A bit short but pretty accurate
      With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

      Steven Weinberg

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      • #4
        Thank God they've got it wrong.
        Long time member @ Apolyton
        Civilization player since the dawn of time

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        • #5
          So God really exists, thanks to God?
          Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • #7
              One day when your penises have shriveled and your two bit whore wives have no more visible genitalia, you will look back on this thread and say, Man I wish I had not laughed in god's face. Then when you finally fart and die, you'll head to hell, which will do so much damage it will make your old man penis look like Arod's schlong. Use it, don't use it, eventually you will lose it, and I will be urinated on your graves.

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              • #8
                Why isn't there a god?
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                • #9
                  Well, it's short. That's a blessing.
                  John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                  • #10
                    Not short enough. Nice pic.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Wiglaf
                      I will be urinated on your graves.

                      You're going to lay down on our grave and let someone urinate on you?
                      Last edited by MrFun; July 29, 2008, 01:53.
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        Use it, don't use it, eventually you will lose it, and I will be urinated on your graves.
                        So... I gather you're into water sports?

                        EDIT: damn you, Mr Fun!
                        Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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                        • #13
                          I think in some manner he's the piss. It's another possibility. Hard to interpret.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DaShi
                            Why isn't there a god?
                            Why ask for the absence of something that doesn't exist?
                            "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
                            "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SlowwHand
                              I think in some manner he's the piss. It's another possibility. Hard to interpret.
                              So he may be the urinater and the urinated? Like a piss anti-Christ?
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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