The Official God FAQ

[SlowwHand]

Possibly.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I have a feeling we may have stumbled on a theological puzzle, old friend

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Nostromo


So... I gather you're into water sports?

EDIT: damn you, Mr Fun!

[Harovan]

Originally posted by MrFun
You're going to lay down on our grave and let someone urinate on you?

No, he meant he'll become liquid and goes personally through the shlong.

[Nikolai]

Short, but inaccurate FAQ.

[DaShi]

Originally posted by Traianvs


Why ask for the absence of something that doesn't exist?

Because it's not there.

[DaShi]

Originally posted by Nikolai
Short, but inaccurate FAQ.

Aren't most FAQs. Just look at the 'spoly FAQ.

[Robert]

I'll finish the FAQ:

Q. Does God exist?
A. no

Q. So, what's up with those who believe he exists?
A. They're retarted.

Q. So what's up with the time they spend on God?
A. It's a huge waste of time

Q. What about those who don't believe God exists?
A. They're smart and free thinkers

Q. So they don't spend time on God?
A. Well, they actually do spend time on God as well

Q. How?
A. They create faq's about God and annotated bibles and spend billions of hours to debate the non-existance of God

Q. Why?
A. Because they think it's important to let the world know that God doesn't exist

Q. So they also spend much time on telling the world that there's no tooth fairy, santa claus, sinterklaas, easter bunny, alien life visiting earth, imaginary friends, energy fields, etc.?
A. Well, some do a bit, but the time spended in debunking that is nothing compared the time they put in claiming there is no God

Q. So proving that God doesn't exist is more important then debunking all the other stuff
A. Apparantly

Q. Does it satisfy those people to talk all day about something that doesn't exist
A. Apparantly

Q. What if they actually succeed in proving that God doesn't exist?
A. Their life will most probably become meaningless.

Q. Wouldn't their time be better used to help those that need help instead of proving that something that doesn't exist?
A. most probably, yes.

Q. Isn't it a bit retarted to spend that much time in something you have no faith in?
A. Most probably, yes

Q. Isn't it more retarted to spend time in something you don't have faith in then in spending time in something you do have faith in.
A. Yes, defenitely

Q. So who's the most retarted?
A. The person who created the original God faq.

Q. To be honest: this FAQ was quite small, it most probalby didn't take him much time to create it.
A. True, it took him most probably more time to create the layout and upload the message then to write the message himself.

Q. So you actually claim that some of these retarted people even spend more time to dress up their non-message then writing the non-message itself?
A. Yes

Q. Do you think that some of these people lay awake in the night because they can't sleep because others believe in a god that doesn't exist
A. yes

Q. Do you think that they have mental debates about God with themselves to make themselves confident that God really does not exist
A. Defenitely.

Q. Do you think that they feel better after they won their mental debate with themselves and concluded that God does indeed not exist.
A. yes, everytime they ensure themselves mentally that God doesn't exist they feel good and smart again.

Q. Are there many of these?
A. Well, most people most probably do most probably live a quite normal life. Some of them, however, are spending hours per day debating in their heads about something they're sure about that it doesn't exist

Q. Are you a fool for writing this FAQ, spending time on this God thing?
A. Well, I may be a fool, but not because I write this FAQ. After all I do spend time on something I do have faith in.

Q. Can we be 100% defenitely sure that God doesn't exist?
A. No.

Q. So those people who have strong faith that God doesn't exist can be wrong?
A. Yes, that's why they keep bringing up the subject. They need more proof that God doesn't exist.

Q. Maybe they just try to convert others to their non-believe.
A. That would be stupid. There's nothing to gain for them by converting people to their non-believe. It would be like telling children that there's no Santa or tooth-fairy. Only retarted people would tell that to children.

Q. Thus you claim that they only do it to ensure themselves.
A. I see no other explanation.

Q. Do you think they've read this FAQ to the end?
A. Most probably, hoping there would be something that proves their point.

Q. Do you think they found something?
A. Defenitely. Someone who has faith that there's nothing will always find something that proofs their faith.

Q. Sounds like people who do have faith in something.
A. They're pretty much the same indeed.

[Elok]

I wish I were "retarted" every time I finish one. Those little pies just go way too quickly.

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by CyberShy
Q. Do you think that they have mental debates about God with themselves to make themselves confident that God really does not exist
A. Defenitely.

Hey look - more irony!

[CrONoS]

Cybershy FAQ is actually really funny!

[Patroklos]

Cybershy

[Whaleboy]

Cybershy

(and I'm an atheist!)

[Japher]

Cybershy

[Lorizael]

Why is everyone so amused by what is, by CyberShy's own admission, a giant strawman argument?

Originally posted by CyberShy
Q. Are there many of these?
A. Well, most people most probably do most probably live a quite normal life. Some of them, however, are spending hours per day debating in their heads about something they're sure about that it doesn't exist