The Official God FAQ

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by Nikolai
Many people thinks that when they do not know Christian theology. In short(and this is hard to grasp, I know. Christians have struggled with this concept for millennias), God is one. But he is revealing himself to the world as three persons; the Father, the Son and The Holy Spirit. Each of them reflect a part of the one true God.

Yes, I had this explained to me at school, and it always seemed to be the sort of thing that is easier to accept than to understand.

However, by the time we throw in the iconic Mary (who must get far more prayers in her mailbag than the Holy Ghost) and a bazillion saints, I can't help but wonder that the Polytheistic impulse is still going.

Do Jews and Muslims have the Holy Spirit thing?

[Lonestar]

289 Ways To Piss Off An Atheist

1) Ask them why they are bitter against God.

2) Tell them that if there’s no God, they might as well go out and kill
people.

3) Ask them to pray with you.

4) Invite their children to go to church with you.

5) Insist that there is a God, and show them where in the Bible it says so.

6) Hide Chick tracts in clever places around their office.

7) Tell them that the universe is too complex to “just exist,” and must have
been created by a God who “just exists.”

8) Make up statistics.

9) End a discussion with “Well, I know you’re smarter than I am, but I know
I’m right.”

10) Accuse them of persecuting you.


11) Bring up arguments that make no sense whatsoever; criticize their
response
with “You’re just not making sense.”

12) Use multiple versions of Pascal’s Wager as though you thought them up
yourself.

13) Use the Second Law of Thermodynamics to disprove evolution.

14) Post inane arguments on the Internet, and never follow up on them.

15) Say that separation of church and state isn’t in the Constitution;
insist
that the Constitution is based on the Ten Commandments.

16) Cite Kent Hovind as a legitimate source of information.

17) …and call him “Dr. Hovind.”

18) Tell them they know in their hearts that God exists.

19) Point out that we all take things on faith.

20) Before starting an argument, say “You’re an atheist? That means you’re
going to hell!”

21) After losing the argument say, “I pity you.”

22) Accuse them of willfully ignoring the “obvious truth.”

23) Use bad math to back up your claims.

24) Drink the last beer in the fridge.

25) …and buy natural light to replace it.

26) Witness for Jesus, and completely ignore anything your competition says.

27) Call him a meanie.

28) Tell him you don’t care what you say or prove, you will still have your faith.

29) When given a Bible verse that looks bad, tell him that’s what the verse says, but that’s not what it means.

30) Argue that the Bible stories are not myths . . . they’re parables. And they’re all true!

31) Lead off your criticism of the Big Bang theory with the disclaimer that you’re not a physicist like he is.

32) Lead off your suggestions for ways to prove that Noah’s Flood occurred with the disclaimer that you’re not a geologist like he is.

33) Overwhelm him with your knowledge of science, using examples: “And because of entropy you have to press the nozzle on the spray can. The nozzle is entropy.”

34) Use Latin a lot.

35) Maintain that the King James Version is THE Bible; ignore questions as to who was saved prior to 1611.

36) Tell him that Moses wrote the Books of Moses.

37) Explain that the lack of proof doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

38) …and give him a blank look when he says that all people tried for a crime would go to jail.

39) Blame absolutely everything wrong in society on evolution.

40) Repeat something over and over, as if that made it true.

41) Repeat something over and over, as if that made it true.

42) Repeat something over and over, as if that made it true.

43) Tell him that he acknowledges Christ every time he uses “A.D.” - which, of course, stands for “After Death.”

44) Accuse him of being an agnostic, since he isn’t 100% positive that God does not exist.

45) Insist that the Bible is meant to be taken literally — all except that verse he just showed you.

46) Tell him that God works in mysterious ways.

47) …and we’re too small to comprehend his reasoning.

48) …and we shouldn’t think of him as “how he should be.”

49) Point out that the fact that he talks about God so much proves God’s existence.

50) Tell him you know God exists because Mount Everest exists.

51) If a plane crashes killing 300 passengers and crew, but one little girl survives with only third-degree burns, tell him that this miracle proves the existence of God.

52) Insist that Noah’s Ark and the Shroud of Turin are real.

53) …and tell him about the special on FOX where you saw it.

54) When he shows you a verse about genocide, ask him how he dares to question the morality of God.

55) Punch him in the face. Hard.

56) When asked to prove a statement you made, say that you already proved it.

57) Tell him that we all fall short of God’s grace.

58) Insist that faith is the only logical answer.

59) No matter what he quotes from the Bible, say that it’s out of context.

60) …and when he points out that the quotes are in correct context, tell him you need to be a Christian to understand the true meaning of the Bible.

61) Tell him you must study the Bible for many years to reject Christianity.

62) …and when he points out that you reject Islam despite never having studied the Qu’ran, say that you have faith, and faith is all you need.

63) Ask him how he knows God isn’t real if he can’t see the air.

64) Sigh, shake your head, and say “I just know that someday you’ll need Jesus.”

65) Talk about how you used to be a miserable, sinning, drug-abusing, alcoholic, sex-addicted, spouse-beating criminal until you found God.

66) Change your handle every couple weeks.

67) Knock on his door at 9:00 in the morning and offer him a pamphlet.

68) Tell him that God loves him, even if he doesn’t love himself.

69) Admonish him to have sex for reproductive purposes only.

70) Tell him about Christ’s plan for salvation for the billionth time.

71) Refuse to debate.

72) Name a bunch of smart Christian people.

73) …and when he names a bunch of smart atheist people, call him stupid.

74) Attribute every apparent error in the Bible to mistranslation.

75) …and then pull up a mistranslation from Isaiah to prove that Jesus fulfilled prophecy.

76) Burn him at the stake.

77) When shown that the Bible says that Pi=3, say that the Hebrews didn’t know anything about science, so it’s not their fault.

78) When shown the creation account in Genesis, insist that the Hebrews had all kinds of scientific savvy, being inspired by God.

79) Lead him on until the very last moment, then tell him no . . . not until you’re married.

80) Insist that a person who makes Christianity look bad was not a True Christian.

81) Claim intellectual superiority on the grounds that only smart people read the Bible.

82) Smile smugly and tell him that there are no atheists in foxholes.

83) Quote Psalm 14:1 to him.

84) …and then tell him that you think highly of him, and want to be his friend.

85) Give him the special gift of his very own “paraphrased” modern Bible.

86) Speak to him with a fake Australian accent.

87) Cite my Formatted Theology page as a collection of successful proofs for God’s existence.

88) Threaten to kill yourself if he doesn’t believe.

89) Equivocate scientific faith with religious faith, and conclude that, metaphysically, you are both in the same boat.

90) Claim that archaeology is proof of the Bible’s truth.

91) Misconstrue logical terms in order to prove that logic does not work.

92) Claim that logic is the atheist’s god.

93) Claim that atheism is not only a belief — it’s a knowledge claim.

94) Support your ludicrous contentions with “Most scholars agree that…”

95) Use only circular reasoning.

96) Claim that the atheist only uses circular reasoning.

97) Claim that circular reasoning is legitimate due to circular reasoning being legitimate.

98) Use the phrase “Hate the sin, love the sinner” as a blanket response to the notion that Christianity is at fault for something.

99) State that Christianity has done a lot of good along with all the mass murder.

100) When asked to explain a theological concept, compare it to something simple, like “water,” and then misunderstand that you have incorrectly labeled
the constructs of your analogy, then dismiss the whole thing with, “You’ve just got to have faith.”

101) Upon hearing that he is an atheist, jump back reflexively, as if you don’t want to catch whatever it is he’s got.

102) …then look at him as if he were a diseased leper who just spit in your eye.

103) End all your posts with John 3:16.

104) …or “God Bless.”

105) When he takes the time and trouble to explain where your analogy or interpretation is at fault, begin your response with a sigh, so he’ll know how
patient you’re being.

106) Open a minor-league baseball game with the national anthem, followed by a gospel quartet singing a hymn, and solemn prayer. (True story!)

107) Open and close a martial arts class with obligatory prayer, including the spectators. (Another true story!)

108) Claim that God chooses who is going to heaven and humans have nothing to do with his decision, but he’s going to hell because he sinned.

109) State that whatever he says is not worthy of consideration, because the Bible says atheists can’t discern what’s true anyway.

110) Offer inane apologetics books in the hopes that he hasn’t heard the arguments in them a thousand times already.

111) Patiently explain that the 42 children that were torn to bits by two bears sent by God were not really children, but spawn of Satan.

112) When asked if they would sacrifice their own child for God, respond with “God would never ask me to do that.”

113) Carefully explain that Lot’s daughters were never in danger of gang rape, and that Lot knew this all along.

114) Most carefully of all, explain that while all of the Bible is inerrant, Revelation does not literally mean what it says.

115) Tell him that God answers all prayers - sometimes the answer is no.

116) Tell him that Christians aren’t perfect — just forgiven.

117) Tell him that he can’t love anyone — that’s why he can’t love God.

118) Offer to drive, then insist on listening to Christian Talk Radio.

119) …and laugh when you hear “This condom-nation will face condemnation.”

120) Claim that Einstein was a Christian.

121) Claim that Darwin recanted evolution on his deathbed.

122) Tell him that he’ll come around just like your daughter did . . . when she got confirmed just so that she could get married in a big church.

123) Vehemently claim that the theory of evolution is incompatible with theism, then turn around and blame the theory for promoting atheism.

124) Say that evolution is not proven — therefore the Bible is correct.

125) Tell him it’s his responsibility to prove that God doesn’t exist.

126) Invite him to a church social function, and show up late.

127) …because you were with his wife.

128) Deny that his child looks like him.

129) Ask what he believes in, if not God.

130) …then tell him that non-belief is also a world view, therefore there is no such thing as an atheist and Christianity is true.

131) Explain that Buddha’s last words were “Jesus, forgive me.”

132) …and tell him that you were “saved” when you heard that story.

133) …and when he explains that Buddha died 500 years before Jesus was born, give him a blank look.

134) Say that God can’t reveal himself with any real proof, because that would remove the need for faith.

135) When something awful happens, tell him not to blame God — he doesn’t interfere.

136) When something wonderful happens, tell him to credit God — he made it happen.

137) Tell him not to ask what happens to those who have never heard of Jesus
.
. . HE has, and what is HE going to do about it?

138) Explain that it doesn’t matter whether or not he thinks he’s sinned –all humans were imbued with original sin at the moment of their birth.

139) …then tell him that babies automatically go to heaven.

140) …and mentally retarded people.

141) …and those with Down’s Syndrome.

142) Treat nothing he says as credible, because he is possessed by Satan.

143) Show that the Bible must be true because when you take the original Hebrew letters, spread them out and twist them around, you can spell words.

144) …and when he points out that that will work with literally any work in any alphabet, accuse him of closed-mindedness and blasphemy.

145) Spell it “athiest.”

146) Spell it “evilution.”

147) Tell him that the Bible is true because the Bible says it is.

148) Tell him that Hitler was an atheist.

149) …and all atheists are therefore Nazis.

150) Tell him that he’s playing right into Satan’s hands, because Satan’s greatest ploy is convincing people that God doesn’t exist.

151) Use the word “atheist” as a verb.

152) After your argument has been effectively refuted, wait a few days and then repeat the argument, adding, “You still haven’t addressed this.”

153) Make up your own language, and claim that his inability to understand is due to his atheism.

154) Claim that Jesus is the God based on the Old Testament, then turn around and say that the Old Testament has nothing to do with the New Covenant.

155) Use the word “presupposition” incorrectly, repeatedly.

156) Argue the most insignificant point you can think of; when he doesn’t address your pettiness, claim victory.

157) Constantly attempt to equate atheism with theism.
158) Argue that the translation “errors” in the KJV were actually God-inspired improvements, and therefore the KJV is the most accurate of all translations.

159) Say that God believes in him, whether or not he believes in God.

160) Call the Branch Davidians a “cult,” but insist that your particular faction is a “religion.”

161) …and argue that a practical distinction actually exists.

162) State with a straight face, “Yes, I believe that an invisible fairy god king magically blinked us all into existence in order to punish us for our salvation and that we must all humble ourselves and eat his flesh and drink
his blood,” and then claim your belief is perfectly rational and superior to the atheist “mind-set,” which can provide no answers.

163) Tell him that he can’t use absolute logic because God is the only absolute.

164) Tell him the signs are there — he’s just not looking.

165) Tell him he wouldn’t believe even if someone rises from the dead.

166) Play Matthew McConnaghey: “Do you love this person? Prove it.”

167) Tell him that the third hour was Jewish time; the sixth hour was Roman time.

168) Try to perform an exorcism on him.

169) Claim to be speaking in tongues when actually you’re just babbling incoherently.

170) Say that the Bible (as opposed to other holy books) is true because it’s an eyewitness account.

171) When he points out an apparent inconsistency of God’s attributes, just say that God is infinite. The atheist, with his finite, human brain cannot begin to understand God.

172) For Muslims only: Say that it’s perfectly reasonable for anyone to convert to your religion, but no one has a valid reason to leave Islam; it is the perfect religion.

173) Tell him that everyone has faith in SOMETHING.

174) Say that whatever you turn to in your hour of need is God.

175) Make him clean out your car.

176) Include cosmology and abiogenesis when discussing evolution.

177) Tell him he won’t understand unless he believes, and he can’t believe unless he understands.

178) Ask how he can have any morals if he doesn’t believe in God.

179) Say that you know in your heart that belief in God is perfectly logical and rational.

180) Say that going to church is fun.

181) …and when he says it’s boring, act surprised.

182) Leave little Jesus cards on the tables at restaurants.

183) Talk about all the great things Dubya is going to do for our nation.

184) Insist that homosexuality is a choice.

185) Insist that Thomas Jefferson was a Christian.

186) Tell his that it’s not a religion — it’s a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

187) Sing.

188) When asked what’s wrong with evolution, tell them that it doesn’t account for the origin of matter.

189) Tell him he only doesn’t believe in God because his family hates him.

190) Advertise for heaven and hell.

191) Send a child over to witness to him.

192) …when he tells the child he’s not interested, send over two adults to say the same things.

193) …when he refuses again, give a Chick tract to a 3 year old to give to him.

194) Send a chat room message that he is a black-hearted sinner.

195) …then turn your IM off so that he can’t respond.

196) Tell them that Darwin recanted evolution on his deathbed.

197) …and when he tells you about the Lady Hope myth, cry.

198) Create a website challenging evolution.

199) …and when he actually does, close it down.

[Lonestar]

200) Create a term for a blatant paradox in your religion, then call other religions false because they don’t have it.

201) Get into a chatroom argument with him, then start SCREAMING the lyrics to “Amazing Grace” while your friends write “Amen, brother” and other such nonsense as the atheist tries to make his point.

202) After losing an argument horribly, say that you will pray for his eternal soul.

203) …then begin praying loudly without his permission.

204) Yell and scream about how he is going to hell during a debate.

205) …and when he gets tired of your yelling and screaming, back out of the debate.

206) When losing a debate, take advantage of his good nature by punching out somebody near you until he stops talking.

207) …when you see someone else do this, stop him by saying that his religion is a peaceful one.

208) Put gigantic crosses on everything he owns that you can get your hands on.

209) Counter every argument that begins with “God is defined as…” with “So you believe in God?”

210) Cry foul when he tries to create a club that is not religious.

211) Fail to have a basic grasp of history. (Spanish Inquisition? What’s that?)

212) Have your pastor hunt him down and force him into a debate over dinner.

213) When all else fails, never talk to him, and convince a lot of other people to never talk to him either.

214) Treat his Christian wife like ****.

215) Complain to him about your own church, but don’t leave it.

216) Send the DEA an anonymous tip that he has bundles of cocaine in his garage.

217) Put a large cross in his yard.

218) …then set it on fire with your hooded brethren.

219) PUT ALL ARGUMENTS IN CAPITAL LETTERS TO GIVE THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU’RE YELLING AND SCREAMING!

220) Start your own university dedicated to religious narrow- mindedness and restriction of free choice.

221) …and name it “Liberty.”

222) Perpetually ask saps for money on your television show.

223) Avoid taxes and regulations because you’re doing God’s work.

224) Ask why he only focuses on the bad parts of the Bible.

225) Accuse him of closed-mindedness for not accepting your extraordinary
claims.

226) Tell him he has to believe before he can understand the evidence.

227) Tell him he is innumerate.

228) Tell him he is illiterate.

229) Tell him he is pissed.

230) Tell him he won’t agree with you because the Holy Spirit has closed his eyes to the truth.

231) …then continue preaching to him.

232) Insist that you’ve already refuted everything he said.

233) Ask God to bless his dark heart.

234) Threaten to sue his university for infringement of free speech after he heckles you.

235) Tell him that long hair is the Devil’s work.

236) Tell him that all your music is the Devil’s work.

236) Tell him that the fossils in the earth are the Devil’s work.

237) Create hoaxes to prove creationism (i.e. a human footprint alongside a dino’s footprint).

238) Claim that God can cure HIV if one prays hard enough.

239) …then say that it is God’s choice who he will cure, and anyway having HIV is better than an eternity in Hell.

240) Turn up your amps so that everyone within three blocks has to listen to him rant about Jesus.

241) Double park on Sunday. Claim the principle of righteousness.

242) Ask who he turns to when he’s in danger.

243) …when he says himself, say “No — when you’re REALLY in danger.”

244) Grossly misunderstand the word “theory.”

245) Declare that everyone knows in his heart that God exists, but just want to worship themselves.

246) Declare that without God there are no ultimate answers to anything.

247) …then declare that WITH God there is an ultimate answer to everything – and that answer is God.

248) Declare that without God you finally die alone.

249) Declare that atheism gives you nothing to hope for except the false promises of this world.

250) Use transitive verbs intransitively (e.g. “Jesus raised from the dead”).

251) …when corrected on the above (e.g. Jesus ROSE or WAS RAISED from the dead), shout “Then you really do believe!”

252) Announce that God was watching over a loved one who survived a terrible tragedy.

253) …and when the loved one later dies from his wounds, announce that it was God’s will.

254) Get him to admit that he KNOWS God exists, but Satan has seduced him.

255) Invite every single person in your church to give Chick tracts to everyone they know.

256) Ask if he’s ever heard of Jesus Christ.

257) Show up on his front porch at 9:00 on Saturday morning, and take advantage of his grogginess by shoving copies of Watchtower into his hands and
getting him to read the Bible with you, then walk away before he has any idea what’s going on.

258) When he finally gets tired of you and launches several “Do Not Feed The Troll” campaigns against you, change your handle.

259) When confronted with a sound logical argument, respond with “Yes, but I don’t believe that.”

260) Have the Gideon Bible waiting in the hotel room that he pays for.

261) Regale him with questions such as “Who do you think wakes you up in the morning? Isn’t that a miracle?” while you, the bus driver, should be watching the road.

262) Scrape your fingernails on a blackboard.

263) If you’re an ISP, repeatedly cut him off during a net session, so that he must spend 90% of his time dialing.

264) Program your church bells to play very loudly at really odd hours.

265) Every time the subject of his being an atheist comes up, burst out laughing.

266) Ask how he can possibly raise children in a godless environment.

267) Accuse him of having more than one personality.

268) Talk to him with the assumption that he shares your beliefs — i.e. start a sentence with “You know how God wants us to…”

269) When the subject of homosexuality comes up, say “God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.”

270) …and expect it to be taken as an intelligent remark.

271) Insist that the Bible is completely true.

272) …and when he conclusively proves otherwise, acknowledge that the Bible is trash, but remain a Christian.

273) …then take him to church.

274) …and tell him he really must come more often.

275) Reply to every statement he makes, “That’s only your opinion.”

276) Post something inflammatory about him, wait for him to respond, then go back and either delete or edit your post so that it appears that the atheist is attacking you for no reason.

277) Become completely and totally paranoid about him.

278) After bringing up a number of topics, explain your lack of response by referring to some organized sport that you participate in.

279) Point to something in nature that’s really cool, and call it proof of God’s existence.

280) When he shows up at your wedding, bearing an expensive gift for you, return the favor by sicking your minister on him after the ceremony.

281) If he has cancer, tell him with a sickeningly sweet smile that you will pray for his recovery, because someone needs to.

282) Refuse to give him your wallet after he quotes Matthew 5:42 to you.

283) Insist you believe in the literal truth of the entire Bible, except for
Matthew 5:42.

284) Take advantage of a horrible national tragedy, caused in large part by religious fanaticism, by pushing your own religious fanaticism as the only thing that will save us all.

285) …and announce that the tragedy only happened because of those who ignore your religious fanatacism.

286) When ask why you bother praying to ask for things if God has a Divine Plan, tell him that you’re not really asking for things, but you’re trying to get closer to him. (It’s a lie, of course, but don’t let that stop you.)

287) Insist that a denomination of Protestantism founded in the nineteenth century is the only true way.

288) Insist on deathbed conversions.

289) When ending your conversation with the atheist, promise to read whatever book the atheist may have mentioned, knowing darned well that you yourself
never made it through Leviticus.

[BlackCat]

Lonestar, you have just conviced me that you are a member of that lunatic sect that has a habit of pestering people everywhere (sorry, I have forgotten the name).

If you are trying to be funny, well, several was actually amusing

[Cort Haus]

Not worth ploughing through for any funny ones, though.

Did Moby write it?

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by BlackCat
Lonestar, you have just conviced me that you are a member of that lunatic sect that has a habit of pestering people everywhere (sorry, I have forgotten the name).

If you are trying to be funny, well, several was actually amusing

It seemed funny a couple of beers ago...

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Cort Haus
Did Moby write it?

Doubt it - a welsh wouldn't dare to use 229 as an argument

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Lonestar


It seemed funny a couple of beers ago...

Well, you just need to drink a bit more to keep up seeing the funniness

[Elok]

Originally posted by Cort Haus
You only assume there's no reason because of the firmly-held thesis (no pun intended) that morality comes from God, and not from a combination of nature and social rules (which I'd ultimately argue are a part of nature). For Humanists, a dignity and respect for fellow-men *is* the reason. That might seem like an alien concept, a cop-out or a circular argument to you but it doesn't to me. In fact it is inspiring.

The bloke who sits next to me on at work actually found someone's wallet on the train. He phoned him up via a number on a business card in the wallet and arranged to hand it back, unmolested. That was a wonderful act by someone who is a genuinely nice guy. I shall ask him why he did it.

"What we've got here...is a failure...to communicate." [/apparentlycoolhandluke]

No, I'm temporarily working, purely for the sake of argument, under no assumptions other than basic self-interest, which is the only undeniable, self-evident imperative: "you should generally not do something that screws you over, and generally should do stuff that helps you." That's the one should that pretty much everyone can agree on, since none of us deliberately poke ourselves in the eyes with sharp sticks or decline an offer of a delicious dinner. It can be assumed from the get-go as pretty much nothing else can.

From that assumption, I maintain it follows that there is no especial reason to do things that are of no advantage of any kind to you. You particularly should not do things to your detriment, as choosing to be moral often is. Under a supernatural belief system, there is a reason, whether it be theosis for me, nirvana for a Buddhist, or getting to float into Heaven and laugh as Jesus makes all the sinners below burn for those Protestants who believe in the Rapture. There's a big picture to put it all in perspective, make it make sense.

Against this, you offer something "inspiring." Nice. But with no actual justification, I cannot see this as more than sentiment, or your moral judgments as more weighty than my Dad's fondness for orchids or my Mom's love of chocolate. It counts considerably less (in terms of strict logic) than a hedonist's love of his food, hoochies and booze, since he actually gains some tangible benefit from those. I predict you are now feeling very superior to me for your refusal to examine your own ideas, with either contempt and hatred or a sort of condescending pity foremost in your thoughts.

We now return to our regularly scheduled "debate" where skeptics call Xians irrational instead of t'other way around. We apologize for the momentary aberration against the Natural Order.

EDIT: Proper attribution of the line

[Kuciwalker]

No, I'm temporarily working, purely for the sake of argument, under no assumptions other than basic self-interest, which is the only undeniable, self-evident imperative: "you should generally not do something that screws you over, and generally should do stuff that helps you." That's the one should that pretty much everyone can agree on, since none of us deliberately poke ourselves in the eyes with sharp sticks or decline an offer of a delicious dinner. It can be assumed from the get-go as pretty much nothing else can.

The problem is that it isn't really true. The human nature doesn't exist in isolation; it developed as how we relate to other humans. Because of that, by nature we don't act out of pure "self-interest".

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Elok
"What we've got here...is a failure...to communicate." [/gunsnrosesguy]

This is actually a line from the film Cool Hand Luke and is merely used in the GNR song Civil War.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by CyberShy
But: after reading the reactions of some atheists here in this thread I conclude that it was not a strawman argument. Some of the reactions here proved that there are actually atheists like I described in my FAQ.

So what a minute. Up until now, you assumed all atheists are rational, reasonable, calm people who don't get emotional?

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Lorizael


This is actually a line from the film Cool Hand Luke and is merely used in the GNR song Civil War.

The line is uttered twice in the movie, once by the warden. "What we have here is . . . failure to communicate."

At the end of the movie, just before Luke is murdered, Luke says, "What we have here is . . . a failure to communicate." They are the last words he utters.

[Agathon]

From that assumption, I maintain it follows that there is no especial reason to do things that are of no advantage of any kind to you. You particularly should not do things to your detriment, as choosing to be moral often is.

The only people who act like this are sociopaths, and they are suffering from a documented mental illness.

You remind me of this Christian guy who tried to convert me. He was a preppy type and fairly good looking (at least as far I understand what women find attractive - no homo) and his reason that I should become Christian was that if I didn't believe in God, then there was no reason to stop me trying to screw every women I met. I tried to explain that, even though I didn't believe in God, I didn't want to screw every woman I met and that I was happy being faithful to my wife. But this dude just couldn't accept that a person could voluntarily not want to shag every woman in existence unless God told him it was wrong.

I didn't say anything to him, but I imagine he would have had a happier life if he got over the God thing and just enjoyed skirt chasing, since that's what he seemed to want to do with his life.

[Kuciwalker]

I wouldn't want to screw every woman I've met either