At least Australia's Prime Minister has a backbone..

[Ben Kenobi]

John Howard is one of my heros.

It's funny, as soon as I saw this title, I just knew it was about Howard and not his replacement. Funny how that works eh?

You never know how good you had it until you lose it.

[Ben Kenobi]

The French in Canada do nothing but take money, blow it, and cry that they have no money.

Just like the residents in Toronto. We should let both of you guys go.

[Asher]

Toronto, for all of its problems, is still a net money maker for Canada's government.

[Elok]

There's no place for criminals in Australia

[Ben Kenobi]

Yeah, because he'd get pillored for saying "speak the language" when there is no official US language and we can put God on the walls of our schools because the country was founded on Christian principles (because it wasn't).

Yes, which is why you chased out all the godfearing monarchists out of your rabidly secularist state.

Thanks for them, btw.