Condom Breakage Explosion Has Occured

[Harovan]

Originally posted by Proteus_MST
You know that there is only one way to be absolutely sure to avoid the danger of this happening:
Stop doing certain activities with women (that could impragnate them) for the rest of your life

Or to be completely safe, cut off the body parts in question.

[jkp1187]

Originally posted by Wiglaf

I have standards here people

[Citation needed]

[Krill]

Thread is useless without pics.

[MattBowron]

why not just go back to the chemist and buy some other condoms

maybe not go for the ultra-thin ones

maybe go for the ones with additions to it, more additions means more contraceptive material needed to make said condoms

also to check for pregnancy:

morning sickness

menstrual cycle ending (If she's still buying tampons or sanitary pads, no baby)

or

if worst comes to worse

tell her about said bad condoms, ask if she'll buy the pill to use while you're using newly bought condoms, just to be extra careful, what's more important, having to spend a few tens and twenties a year for contraception or a few thousand a year in child costs?

[Theben]

So did she mention this to you? How long ago was said coupling?

She can sue you to have DNA testing done.

[DaShi]

Anyway, shouldn't we all be more concerned that there could be a little Wiglaf on the way. One little Wiglaf is enough.

[Provost Harrison]

Can you still get wire coathangers?

[Darius871]

wiglaf gets more tang than me?

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Darius871
wiglaf gets more tang than me?

Tell me about it. It never seems to matter how successful I have become at other endeavours in my life, one thing remains constant. I feel your pain man.

[Darius871]

I'm not even saying I'm totally disappointed in that department... it's just that it's wiglaf who's doing even better. I mean.... wiglaf, wtf?

he must have to give up his credit card each time he lucks out...

[chequita guevara]

The best option is to kill yourself.