Condom Breakage Explosion Has Occured

[Asher]

Or just don't overestimate your size.

[Kidlicious]

Or just don't try to make her think you didn't finish too soon.

[rah]

Originally posted by Kidicious
This thread could have been so much better.

agreed.

[Provost Harrison]

Re: Condom Breakage Explosion Has Occured

Originally posted by Wiglaf
What do I do? Killing her or keying her car is not an option, let's be real people, she's an FBI agent. I am limited in the degree to which I can react here.

(A) I can get my finger prints blurred, as seen in one of the Men In Black movies. Actually the technology is not really advanced, it just burns you I think, but it masks your identity if a paternity judge wants to use your own finger against you.

Next time, stick to using just your fingers

Hang on, you're capable of procreation?

[b etor]

Originally posted by Spec
How about you pull out when the time comes?

Find a girl that likes facials.

Spec.

qft

[CrONoS]

... Wiglaf;

Try to buy a anti pregnancy pills (tomorrow pills), and pull one in her orange juice... more you wait, less it will be effective.

I think after 72 hours, it doesn't work any work.

Anyway, good luck!

[Wiglaf]

Orange juice abortions

I have standards here people

[CrONoS]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
Orange juice abortions

I have standards here people

Not really;

How does it work?

It's believed Levonelle works by:

* preventing your ovaries from releasing an egg

* altering the lining of the womb, so a fertilised egg can't embed itself there.

Note that your semen can live in her womb for several hours if not days....

[Ecthy]

Originally posted by CrONoS
his womb....

What's the point of contraception then?

[Imran Siddiqui]

I hate aborting my orange juice too

[CrONoS]

Originally posted by Ecthy


What's the point of contraception then?

Preemptive measure...

[ZEE]

i will be damned all the way to hell and willingly sit on a hot coal for 3000 years before i ever let a female get my money. or my kids.

hell, i hate everybody

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by CrONoS
... Wiglaf;

Try to buy a anti pregnancy pills (tomorrow pills), and pull one in her orange juice... more you wait, less it will be effective.

I think after 72 hours, it doesn't work any work.

Anyway, good luck!

That's extremely illegal and, if you're unlucky, could kill her. Best avoided.

[Wiglaf]

SHES PROBABLY NOT PREGNANT GUYS . I am basing this off preliminary testing data and the fact that her boobs have gotten smaller if that is possible, which according to WedMD is the opposite of what should happen. This could be me making it up though. By the way I will never pay child support, I am with Wesley Snipes on that one, I will go to extreme lengths to print monopoly money (the kind that looks real) if only to avoid paying real money to some Baby mama who saw a feminist movie and thinks haranguing an elected official for his nuts produce is going to get her famous -- did it work for George Clooney's girlfriends, NO NO NO

Also thanks for the legal advice, I kind of figured that poisoning orange juice was something John Grissom would do to research a novel..original but a little creepy.

[Proteus_MST]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
.... By the way I will never pay child support, .....

You know that there is only one way to be absolutely sure to avoid the danger of this happening:
Stop doing certain activities with women (that could impragnate them) for the rest of your life