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I'm too light-built to be in any bar fight . . .
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Thats why God created beer bottles."The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously. -
Originally posted by Patroklos
Thats why God created beer bottles.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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If you are extremely small, there is always the pool que as well. Or the pool ball/napkin mace if you just opened your tab and can still handle it
"The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.Comment
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A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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I generally just ignore it when people hit me.
One time I got hit really hard though and ended up flat on my back (was a bit of a rush, didn't hurt). But the guy appologized and helped me up.
JMJon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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First I hit the bong.
Second, I beat Asher over the head with it, for starting a fight, and attracting police attention.John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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What?Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
'92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 HarrisComment
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Let's start a war
Start a nuclear war
At the gay bar
gay bar
gay bar
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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****ing awesome song that
You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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Aruba? Why? Arriba, I could understand a little bit (up), but Aruba?Originally posted by Wiglaf
I fight Mexican hombres in bars all of the time, they with sombreros are always my first target. You can accuse me of racism all you want but there is something flatulent about their food and their method of dance that drives me to violence, I always scream Aruba while I pummel them
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Give him a break, he's never seen a Mexican in his life. Let alone spoken to one. If he had he wouldn't be targeting them, he would be partying with them.Originally posted by SlowwHand
Aruba? Why? Arriba, I could understand a little bit (up), but Aruba?
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Cause he's a Gringo,Originally posted by SlowwHand
Aruba? Why? Arriba, I could understand a little bit (up), but Aruba?
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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I doubt we would be in the same bar.Originally posted by Patroklos
Kid spills my drink, AND THEN ITS ON!!!
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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/me grabs asher and hip throws him on top of the bar.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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Dude, not happening. Once I'm drunk dude is my ass buddy, just in case I can't get a lady. You're not trowing him anywhere!Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
* Ben Kenobi grabs asher and hip throws him on top of the bar.
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