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  • George Bush To Enter The Literacies, What Should He Call It?

    It's inevitable that G.W. Bush will publish a book or books after his presidency. So what are some good title ideas for him?

    I'll start with one:

    "Iraq: From Here to Eternity"
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    "See Dick Run... the US States & Tex.. Don't Mess With Texas"
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #3
      "Trifecta: I Ran A State, Sat In The Oval Office, And Wrote A Book" or "From Crawford to Columbia: Dude, Where's My Coke?"
      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • #4
        "Failing Upward: My Journey from Blowing Off Classes to Blowing Up Countries"
        "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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        • #5
          "Curious George goes to the White House"
          Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
          I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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          • #6
            Thoth

            I was trying to think up a monkey one, but you beat me to he punch... and to think, I watched Curious George this morning!


            How about;

            "How I Got Into the White House With My Dad's Hand Up My Ass"

            or

            "Mission Accomplished: Redefining the English Language and Other Literatureish Stuff"

            or

            "How to Make Millions in the Oil Industry"
            Monkey!!!

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            • #7
              Autobiography of George W. Bush.
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #8
                "Everything I ever needed to know about life I learned from Hermann Göring"

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                • #9
                  Bu****ler: the man, the myth, the martyr.
                  Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                  "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                  2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                  • #10
                    "How I took the Nation from Peace and Prosperity and Plunged it into War and Debt."
                    Last edited by Zkribbler; June 26, 2008, 13:40.

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                    • #11
                      "U.S. Politics for Dummies"
                      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                      • #12
                        'My Daddy Bought The Law And I Won'.

                        'How To Get Ahead Without Achieving Anything'

                        'The Sh!t Also Rises'.

                        'American Psycho'.

                        'For Whom The Court Folds'.

                        'How I Saved Liquor Stores In Texas From The Cong'.

                        'The Cream Of America: Rich And Thick'.
                        Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                        ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                        • #13
                          "I Done Writed More Books Than I Read"

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                          • #14
                            I'm just going to assume he'll call it

                            "Get'er Done"
                            Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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