A girl - EEK!

[Pekka]

Precautions? NOW you tell me?

My seat doesn't have a seatbelt, but I don't mind. And I totally intervened with her day at work, because I sent at least 10 messages to her But she kept writing back, so you know me. I'm tireless

[Theben]

Have you gone splunking yet?

[Pekka]

This is the last post about this thing I'll be making, because I have to respect her privacy, but I'm just too excited so I'll have to make this last one. I SMSd her the whole day, because she was at work, and she kind of gets red in the face easily, so I sent her a bunch of dirty messages, about me eating her toes and stuff, and she was like ohh you naughty boy, me likes naughty boy.

So anyway, it was pretty tame, more like erotic, so later on she told me one of her fantasies. I won't say what it is, because I can't, but let's just say it is the equivalent of "I'll gather all my 10000 hot sexy friends, and then we will have sex with you for a month in a row, while you will enjoy it to the maximum". Well it's not that, but as a man, it's sort of an equivalent, as in of course I LOVE THAT IDEA!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!! And she was like, I thought you might like it so I'll tell you one of them, but we don't have to, but I'd like to... and it was insanely hot, involves me mostly enjoying. I kid you not, it's something that is insanely hot, something I would probably ask myself, but think nah, she won't do it. And it involves lots of things, it's not "let me put it in there". No, it's something else. Insanely hot. Can't tell you though . Sorry.

Also she is falling in love with me, and I'm also for her.

That's it, end of story, I'm happy, go Pekka, you rule, I know, thank you and good night. I left the building.

[rah]

Ok, after all those nonsense posts, it still sounds like he hasn't banged her yet.

Did I miss something?

[DanS]

Heck, there doesn't seem to be any indication that he's met her face-to-face.

That said, let's not allow the reality to get in the way of a good story.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Its internet romance at its finest .

[rah]

Of course. Fantasy is always better. But Fantasies about having fantasies get confusing.

[kittenOFchaos]

Originally posted by DanS
Heck, there doesn't seem to be any indication that he's met her face-to-face.

Clearly this is the purest form of love.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by MattBowron
cue James Brown: "papa's got a brand new bag"

seriously though pekka, congratulations,

now if only i could find a girlfriend...

Leroy, boy, is that you?
I thought your post-hangin days were through,
Sunk-in eyes and full of sighs,
Tell no lies, you get wise,
I tell you now were gonna pull you through,
Theres only one thing left that we can do.

We gotta get you a woman,
Its like nothin else to make you feel sure youre alive.
We gotta get you a woman,
We better get walkin, were wastin time talkin now.

Leroy, boy, youre my friend
You say how and Ill say when
Come and meet me down the street
Take a seat, its my treat
You may not ever get this chance again
That empty feelings just about to end.

Talkin bout life and what it means to you,
It dont mean nothin if it dont run through
I got one thing to say, you know its true
You got to find some time to get this thing together.

Talkin bout things about that special one
They may be stupid but they sure are fun
Ill give it to you while were on the run
Because we aint got time to get this thing together, cause we
Got to get together with a woman who has been around,
One who knows better than to let you down,
Lets hope theres still one left in this whole town,
And that shell take some time to get this thing together.

We gotta get you a woman
And when were through with you,
Well get me one too.

[Theben]

Originally posted by rah
Ok, after all those nonsense posts, it still sounds like he hasn't banged her yet.

Did I miss something?

Well he said he SMSed her. I figured out the S/M part of it, but not the last S.

[rah]

Simulated Monkey Sex?

[Pekka]

What do you mean not meat her? We have a relationship. Includes physical.

[Theben]

Exactly. You need to "meat" her.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Or, if short of meat, just the bone should suffice.

[rah]

Well, I'm glad that's all cleared up.

Pekka is having a real life physical relationship.

It is not a figment of him imagination due to being overstressed at work.

YAAAAAAAAAAAA.