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An old favorite!
ZOMG!
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An old favorite!
ZOMG!
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
Some real good classics there!
Last edited by Ming; May 20, 2008, 08:50.Keep on Civin'
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What's so funny about the first one? It's obvious America needs more English instruction.
Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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The Nazi Germany one is sweet.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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A point that in no way exonerates the stupid, is that Berlin got the Olympics before Germany went Nazi. China was chosen with open eyes.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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