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    A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts.

    A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

    Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

    The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

    The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

    Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

    When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

    Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

    Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

    The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

    Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.



    culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
    They didn't quite get it exactly right though. Halo 3 has been out for a long time.

    The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
    Still..

    Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
    Last edited by Julian Delphiki; May 13, 2008, 09:51.

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    I wonder what about this will exasperate Dad the most--the fact that he spent all that money, or that he bought hookers and didn't try to use them?
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    • #3
      So the hookers didn't think anything was up when 13 year olds answered the door, but only when they wanted to play X-Box? I guess they are Texan, after all.
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      • #4
        Hey this is Texas dammit.

        Remember Davey Crockett killed a "Bar" when he was only 3!

        oh wait that was Tennessee...
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        • #5
          I'm actually imagining this kid to look like Ralph from the Simpsons.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Elok
            I wonder what about this will exasperate Dad the most--the fact that he spent all that money, or that he bought hookers and didn't try to use them?
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            • #7

              Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament.
              at what modern kids think

              They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.


              Incredible!



              Damn if the boy could sell that, then he may have a future in politics yet!
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              • #8
                Best! Damn! News! Story! Of! The! Year!

                sounds like a south park episode
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Heraclitus


                  at what modern kids think
                  It's actually not clear from the article that the kids actually thought this and were not just using as an excuse.
                  The first time the Wow tournament is brought up it seems they are just using it as an excuse to why they have so much money.

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                  • #10
                    This sounds like a plot to Ferris Bueller 2
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MarkG
                      Best! Damn! News! Story! Of! The! Year!

                      sounds like a south park episode

                      They soo have to make an episode with this!
                      Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                      The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                      The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                      • #12
                        Were the hookers 13yo's too?

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                        • #13
                          wtfwtfwtf

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                          • #14
                            I bet that kid is teh grandson of that old hag who stole Wiglaf's credit card
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                            • #15
                              This sounds like a plot to Ferris Bueller 2
                              Ferris Bueller wouldn't be playing X-Box with the hookers.
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