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    Enjoy that cheap beer now, because it may not last much longer.

    The rising price of hops, malt barley and aluminum, along with higher energy and fuel costs, are pressuring breweries to increase the cost of suds. But Labatt Breweries and Sleeman Breweries, in southern Ont., are holding off as long as they can.

    "We are constantly monitoring the cost of all things used to make beer and the prices have skyrocketed, but we have no plans to raise prices at this time," Labatt spokesperson Julija Hunter said.

    Down Highway 401 at Sleeman, in Guelph, Ont., they are now locked in contracts that fix the cost of raw materials, but when those expire production costs alone will jump more than $10 million.

    "We are all in the same boat. That is an awful lot of money for us to find. At some point we may have to look at price increases," chief executive John Sleeman said.

    "That doesn't even count the cost of petroleum to deliver beer. We supply Quebec, Alberta, B.C. and those costs have virtually doubled in recent years."

    InBev, which owns Labatt, announced at its annual meeting yesterday it will hike prices to offset the rising prices. InBev chief executive Carlos Brito said the company had implemented some price increases.

    Labatt can resist price hikes now because pricing is still set by region and Labatt is hoping to sell more beer to offset the costs, Hunter said.

    "We do things locally. I would emphasize the entire industry is faced with this pressure, but pricing is different from market to market."

    While Canada has managed to remain immune to rising global food prices, a report from Scotia Capital Economics states it may be only a matter of months before prices start to climb here.

    Most agricultural commodities such as grain, fuel and fertilizer are priced in U.S. dollars, so the stronger loonie has cushioned Canadians from many of these shocks. Consumers also have benefitted from stiff competition among grocery chains.

    However, the United Nations Food and Agricultural Organization reports global food prices have increased 57 per cent from last year, while the price of rice has doubled.

    The World Bank forecasts higher prices will last at least two years before moderating.




    Yes, the thread title is a blatant and outright lie intended to trick people into the thread but this is serious damn it.
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  • #2
    What part of the title is a lie? Have the riots already started then?

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    • #3
      Good point.

      I predict there will be riots across Canada.

      Now, no part of the title is a lie.


      Forget the starving in africa, we want our cheap beer.
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      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Wezil
        Forget the starving in africa, we want our cheap beer.
        Yes, the beer will help you forget

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        • #5
          I think our first response should be to gather here and decide our united course of action. I'll provide the beer.
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          • #6
            Sorry, I already made the first response.

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            • #7
              Remember, communism means free beer.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #8
                Hmm, sounds like I should go hoard some right now like a good capitalist. Then I can invest the money I make from gouging my neighbours to smuggle in cheap beer from abroad.

                Then I could elect folks like Che who will make sure that my business thrives, because the state beer sucks.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                  Remember, communism means free beer.
                  Oh, bull****.



                  Here's the deal. I'll drive Dos XX, Budweiser, whatever up there for a nominal price. Let me know what you put together.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                    Remember, communism means free beer.
                    Oh you have a slick way with words my friend but I'm not so sure. Comrades SlowwHand and Ben Kenobi warn I should beware your tempting offer.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SlowwHand

                      Here's the deal. I'll drive Dos XX, Budweiser, whatever up there for a nominal price. Let me know what you put together.
                      Thanks buddy. I appreciate the offer but we're not quite desperate enough for sex in a canoe.
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                      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                        Remember, communism means free beer.
                        *starts humming The Internationale*
                        What?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                          Remember, communism means free beer.
                          Maybe... but I bet that it would be crappy beer
                          Keep on Civin'
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                          • #14
                            as an experienced commie - commie beer is not crappy, it is made with pleasure and efficiency unseen in other commie enterprises, certain things are definitely better in communism

                            the commie problem is not quality free beer, vodka, wine, rakija and free rivers of other alcoholic beverages.... but the problem is that consuming too much of that free (or nearly free stuff) makes you think that everything else should be as free as that, and that somebody else should be making it... however nobody can stand anymore in the morning ... in the end the rest of the industry becomes inefficient as hangovers rule and after 40 years like that the economy goes bust
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                            • #15
                              My local bar did up the beer cost ~10% last month.

                              Now my Aventinus is 6.80€/0.5l. Good thing i'm not as alcoholic i used to be.

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