You would need to petition the Dept of Homeland Security using form B-37954.95 filed in triplicate and also provide notarized copies of your birth certificate, passport, and an envelope recieved at your address listed on your passport with a post office stamp and your name in the address bar. Include the petition fee of $650 in gold bullion drawn on the Fort Knox bank issued no later than September 1924. Each form of those made in triplicate must be sent to the following:
1)Dept of Homeland Sec., Nebraska Service Station which has the motto 'We're here'. Include the bullion.
2) Yo momma
3) GWB at the White House in Washington
You will need a note from your mother also in triplicate stating that you don't like beer and never have and that it's not something you just made up to get another shot. Your mother should also include her phone # and the best time some of our agents might stop by for a little quickie. Which reminds me, got a sister?
Your doctor will need to provide an Rx slip with 'dulicate shots' in the prescription field plus a blood and urine sample from your great grandfather and if he's dead you'll need to fill out the form 'Petition to use other relative than great grandpa for the purpose of submitting blood and urine sample', in triplicate with petition fee of blah blah blah...
1)Dept of Homeland Sec., Nebraska Service Station which has the motto 'We're here'. Include the bullion.
2) Yo momma
3) GWB at the White House in Washington
You will need a note from your mother also in triplicate stating that you don't like beer and never have and that it's not something you just made up to get another shot. Your mother should also include her phone # and the best time some of our agents might stop by for a little quickie. Which reminds me, got a sister?
Your doctor will need to provide an Rx slip with 'dulicate shots' in the prescription field plus a blood and urine sample from your great grandfather and if he's dead you'll need to fill out the form 'Petition to use other relative than great grandpa for the purpose of submitting blood and urine sample', in triplicate with petition fee of blah blah blah...
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