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  • #31
    Hell, I'd take any job at this point. I'd also already know which metro stop to get off at to get to work.
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    • #32
      I suppose this is as good a place as any to mention that I'm running for Congress. I'll admit, the pay does seem kinda nice, but that's not why I'm doing it, especially since I'm not under any illusions I'm going to be elected.
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      • #33
        Vote Che

        I live in Chicago so that means I get to vote a few dozen times for you, right? And my grandfather, who spent some time in Florida before he passed away?
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        • #34
          It's good to be from Chicago.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #35
            Just send me the ballots and I'll fill them out
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            • #36
              Originally posted by Ben Kenobi


              You can do whatever you want as a congressman. I'm not putting any restrictions on people. If people want to schmooze up to the lobbyists, they are welcome too.
              I would schmooze the lobbyists that I generally agree with. I would remain principled.

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              • #37
                How much should we pay a Congresswoman?
                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                • #38
                  Less.

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                  • #39
                    I would call them a congress but somehow that doesn't work the same as chair does.
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                    • #40
                      What superpowers has Congress-Man?
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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                        Less.
                        68 cents on the dollar (give or take).
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #42
                          If my current frugal living standard (a one bed-room apartment and an endless supply of Mac&Chesse) is covered then I'd quickly fork over money to get such a position (but only if I'd be replacing a Republican or one of the traitorous Bush-Dog Dems, not if it involves me replacing a competent liberal progressive). The nation is in WAY too much trouble for me not to want to help fix it.
                          Companions the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds and believers. Fellow creators, the creator seeks - those who write new values on new tablets. Companions the creator seeks, and fellow harvesters; for everything about him is ripe for the harvest. - Thus spoke Zarathustra, Fredrick Nietzsche

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                          • #43
                            50k-100k yr, the going rate

                            Anyone that does it for less, you don't want them there.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by snoopy369


                              You're not thinking hard enough then if you want them to live in DC. 1K a month isn't going to cut it ... and anyhow that puts it well above your lowest few levels anyway.
                              I've done it. It isn't fun, but it can be done.
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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                                I suppose this is as good a place as any to mention that I'm running for Congress. I'll admit, the pay does seem kinda nice, but that's not why I'm doing it, especially since I'm not under any illusions I'm going to be elected.
                                Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                                When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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