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    I've had this thought before during the holiday season, but never got around to expressing it. But now Xmas is approaching again, so I might as well get this off my chest: is there some sort of relationship between how little a carol or other holiday song has to do with the actual religious significance of Christmas and how annoying it is? And, if so, is this relationship somehow causal, or correlated in a meaningful way, or is it pure freak coincidence?

    EXHIBIT A: "Jingle Bells," "Frosty the Snowman," "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer," "Walking in a Winter Wonderland," "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas," "Feliz Navidad," "We Wish You a Merry Christmas," "Deck the Halls," "The Twelve Days of Christmas," "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." All have nothing to do with the birth of Jesus, and are so $%#! annoying that leading psychologists blame their frequent play over mall loudspeakers for the spike in suicides around Christmas.

    EXHIBIT B: "O Come All Ye Faithful," "The First Noel," "We Three Kings," "Good King Wenceslas," "Away in a Manger," "Joy to the World," "Silent Night." Mention religion in some way, don't go into it heavily (except for the later verses of W3K, which are rarely sung), irritating but can be tuned out with practice.

    EXHIBIT C: "Lo, How the Rose E'er Blooming," "What Child is This," "O Come Emmanuel," "Once in Royal David's City." Heavily theological, and IMO rather pretty.

    Now, there are a bunch of factors here which could be confounding variables. One is that secular songs get more play in these politically correct times, and so have more time to get on our nerves. Another is that secular songs tend to be more upbeat and perky, which is naturally more annoying than low and solemn when you're trying to find the last copy of this year's must-have holiday toy. On a related note, at least one of them (Rudolph) was written by advertisers.

    Or crap like "Santa Baby" could be God's way of punishing us for commercializing His birthday. I'm on the fence here, really.
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    • #3
      Exhibit A: Nearly the entire Phil Spector Christmas Album is secular, and godlike.

      Exhibit B: "Ella Wishes You a Swingin' Christmas," same as above.

      Exhibit C: "The Little Drummer Boy," the most annoying carol ever.

      Exhibit D: modern Country carols, which tend to be religious and unbearable.

      I think it's just that, for you, Church music > midcentury pop -- which is definitely true until you get a genius producer like Phil Spector or Norman Granz involved.

      But, so you know: "Santa Baby" rules. Eartha Kitt.
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      • #4
        Drummer Boy, you have a problem with it? NM. Understandable. After all, you're a jackass.
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        • #5
          What's really screwy with Christams carols, is there's a local station here that's gone to all-Christmas songs, all the time, and it isn't after Thanksgiving yet!!!
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          • #6
            I don't like that at all.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SlowwHand
              Drummer Boy, you have a problem with it? NM. Understandable. After all, you're a jackass.
              Right. As if I'm going to take lessons in taste from someone who enjoys living in Texas...
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              • #8
                Frosty the Snowman drives me insane - I hate it so much!

                I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                • #9
                  You're bound in a nutshell, yet have the audacity to criticize? I think not.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    IMO, Silent Night is the most annoying Carol ever made. In fact, the only version of it I found almost bearable was the one with the plim,plim - plim,plim of the Blue Danube Waltz after every other bar.
                    Why doing it the easy way if it is possible to do it complicated?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SlowwHand
                      You're bound in a nutshell, yet have the audacity to criticize? I think not.
                      I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                      • #12
                        Another is that secular songs tend to be more upbeat and perky, which is naturally more annoying than low and solemn when you're trying to find the last copy of this year's must-have holiday toy.
                        This.
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                        • #13
                          You had such an opportunity for a dreadful pun here, Elok, and you passed up on it.
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                          • #14
                            Thank God for that.

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                              EXHIBIT B: "O Come All Ye Faithful," "The First Noel," "We Three Kings," "Good King Wenceslas," "Away in a Manger," "Joy to the World," "Silent Night." Mention religion in some way, don't go into it heavily (except for the later verses of W3K, which are rarely sung), irritating but can be tuned out with practice.
                              Huh? Some I would agree, Good King Wenceslas and We three Kings but the other five, Adeste Fideles, The First Noel, Joy to the World, Away in a manger and Silent night are all very, very religious.

                              Away in a manger

                              1.
                              Away in a manger,
                              no crib for a bed.
                              The little lord Jesus,
                              lays down his sweet head.

                              2.
                              The Stars in the bright sky
                              Shone down where he lay
                              The little lord Jesus
                              Asleep in the hay

                              3.
                              The cattle are lowing,
                              the baby awakes.
                              The little Lord Jesus,
                              no crying he makes.

                              4.
                              I love Thee, Lord Jesus
                              Look down from the sky
                              And stay by my side,
                              'Til morning is nigh.

                              5.
                              Be near me, Lord Jesus,
                              I ask Thee to stay
                              Close by me forever
                              And love me I pray

                              6.
                              Bless all the dear children
                              In Thy tender care
                              And take us to heaven
                              To live with Thee there
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