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You've got two birthday threads, eh? You greedy jobber you.
A birthday poem:
Letitia has a large one, and so has cousin Luce
Eliza has a small one, though large enough for use.
Beneath a soft and glossy curl, each Lass has one in front
To find it in an animal, you at the tail must hunt.
There's none on a hermaphrodite, nor on a mermaid too,
Alinestra Covelia has got two of them, if what she writes rings true.
(and it does, by Jove
)
It's used by all in nuptial bliss, in carnal pleasures found,
Destroy it, life becomes extinct, the world becomes a sound.
Lasciviousness here has its root, harlots its use apply
Without it, love has never been, and even lust would die.
Now tell me what this wonder is - but pause before you guess it.
If you are Mother, Maid, or Man, I swear you don't possess it.
[If you're really stumped there's an easily Googled answer.]
A birthday poem:
Letitia has a large one, and so has cousin Luce
Eliza has a small one, though large enough for use.
Beneath a soft and glossy curl, each Lass has one in front
To find it in an animal, you at the tail must hunt.
There's none on a hermaphrodite, nor on a mermaid too,
Alinestra Covelia has got two of them, if what she writes rings true.
(and it does, by Jove
)It's used by all in nuptial bliss, in carnal pleasures found,
Destroy it, life becomes extinct, the world becomes a sound.
Lasciviousness here has its root, harlots its use apply
Without it, love has never been, and even lust would die.
Now tell me what this wonder is - but pause before you guess it.
If you are Mother, Maid, or Man, I swear you don't possess it.
[If you're really stumped there's an easily Googled answer.]
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