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  • #1

    Seeking God? Just e-mail Him.

    Both God.com and God.org can help you in your quest. The latter even allows you to send an e-mail to God, which is probably the fastest way to communicate with Him.
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    Re: Seeking God? Just e-mail Him.

    Originally posted by Veritass
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    • #3
      I bet the emails go into a bitbucket or /dev/null.

      WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW????!!!!
      B♭3

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        Re: Seeking God? Just e-mail Him.

        Originally posted by Veritass
        Both God.com and God.org can help you in your quest. The latter even allows you to send an e-mail to God, which is probably the fastest way to communicate with Him.
        WRONG!

        iGod is faster.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Q Cubed
          I bet the emails go into a bitbucket or /dev/null.

          WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW????!!!!
          I think that makes it clear that /dev/null is God, which any good penguin already knows
          <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
          I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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          • #6
            An appropriate time to post this

            Solver, WePlayCiv Co-Administrator
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            I can kill you whenever I please... but not today. - The Cigarette Smoking Man

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            • #7
              classic.

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              • #8
                Spec.
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                -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                • #9
                  Do they also have some samples of the answers?
                  Blah

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Solver
                    An appropriate time to post this
                    I VERY LOL'd at "Buddha@Dharma.net - Re: re: wrath management"

                    That's rather witty.

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                    • #11
                      The desktop icons are kinda funny too.
                      Solver, WePlayCiv Co-Administrator
                      Contact: solver-at-weplayciv-dot-com
                      I can kill you whenever I please... but not today. - The Cigarette Smoking Man

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                      • #12
                        And of course God is a mac user Don't tell Asher
                        <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
                        I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                        • #13
                          Are you suggesting, snoops, that God is too dumb to figure out Windows?

                          That might explain why he's trying to delete all those emails instead of just sending them to /dev/null right off the bat, and it explains why the management of everything in existence is so godawful terrible.

                          He's one of those tortured, misunderstood artistes, just a shade away from being some sooperemo, largely because he gets others do cut him.
                          B♭3

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                          • #14
                            God is a Saints fan?
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                            • #15
                              I find this interesting. I think this is the best way to spy on people, kind of like phishing. People send their e-mails to God, do you think they aren't able to read it (site owners)?

                              I mean go ahed, please confess
                              In da butt.
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