Man shalt not dictate to God

[Kidlicious]

God might be interested in our questions if....

If God had a name, what would it be
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with him in all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question

And yeah yeah God is great yeah yeah God is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

If God had a face what would it look like
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like heaven and in jesus and the saints and all the prophets

And yeah yeah god is great yeah yeah god is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
He's trying to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the pope maybe in rome

And yeah yeah God is great yeah yeah God is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if god was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Just trying to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the pope maybe in rome

[Blake]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker
**** god.

Originally posted by Kidicious
yeah yeah God yeah yeah God
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[Kuciwalker]

Hm?

[Impaler[WrG]]

God disappears is a POOF of logic

[Aeson]

I prefer goddesses...

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by Impaler[WrG]
God disappears is a POOF of logic

Did you mean "in a POOF of logic" ?

[DRoseDARs]

"Point-9-repeating = 1" is proof that God does not exist. A good and decent deity would not allow such a travesty.

[Traianvs]

If God can give me 77 virgins in the afterlife then hell yea!

[C0ckney]

what use would 72 virgins be? give me a few dirty slappers any day!

[Dracon II]

Edited because politcally incorrect, but made with innocent intent.

[Blake]

Originally posted by C0ckney
what use would 72 virgins be?

No kidding. Virgins are such a useless reward. Because with like the whole eternity deal, sooner or later you're going to have zero Virgins and then you'll be like "F&*%, God tricked me!"
If you're into that kind of thing, hold out for an eternities supply of Virgins.
And for gods sake (no wait: for YOUR sake), read the fine print. The gender and even species might not be specified. That should be a red flag.

Meanwhile in Heaven. Swine Heaven.
"Ah. Another Jihadist. Yes, here are your supple and youthful Virgins Sir"
*Oink Oink Squeal Squeal* (x72)
"Oh dear, it appears some of them are no longer Virgins. Well you know, some of them are boars. We ran out of sows. But they WERE all Virgins when you got here."
"Yes Sir, they are yours for all eternity. You accepted the contract. I'm sure you can eat them or something."
"Oh? It's against your religion? Well, that's too bad. You'll just have to take care of them for all eternity."
"HEAVEN? Goodness no Sir! This is your Hell. What do you expect when you're a suicide bomber?"
"Well, have a nice eternity with your *snicker* Virgins"

[Cort Haus]

Re: Man shalt not dictate to God

Originally posted by Blake
Man shalt not dictate to God whether God exists or not, God shalt exist and not exist as he darned well pleases.

The obvious problem here would seem to be that when God (we will call it God, although it may be a Goddess) is in a hypothetical state of non-existance, how does a non-existant entity then decide to exist again? To make such a decision they must in some sense exist.

Hence God can not exist and not exist as he/she/it/they darned well pleases without redefining the meaning of the word 'exist'.

[Proteus_MST]

God is Schroedingers Cat, caught in a state between existence and non existence, until someone looks into the afterlife and finds him or not (which on the other hand might only be of use if god exists, as, if no god then perhaps also no afterlife and therefore you will be dead without knowing wether god exists or not)

[BeBMan]

Can't we just make a poll about all that God-stuff?

[Dauphin]

0⁰=1.