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  • #61
    Originally posted by Wezil
    I prefer mine w/o actually.
    Now I see how you missed the stop sign.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #62
      I love this thread.

      Your coworker would drive me to road rage. I don't think I could take her though. She knows karate.
      Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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      • #63
        Asher - If only that were my excuse. At least I'd have one then.
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #64
          Originally posted by LordShiva

          Coupling?
          Oops, yeah, that.

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Asher

            Hash browns or cheese contain meat?

            Hash browns contain meat? WTF?

            Hash browns are campy!
            "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

            Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Ninot
              I love this thread.

              Your coworker would drive me to road rage. I don't think I could take her though. She knows karate.
              I find it awesome. It's a bit like a punching bag. The best part is she is VERY opinionated, and virtually every opinion she has is ill-informed and ridiculous. She sounds like an airhead also.

              Oh, and last week we had an argument on whether soy was a vegetable or not. She insists it cannot be a vegetable, because the Canada Food Guide positions it as a "meat substitute".
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #67
                Hash brown tastes like mud.

                Best breakfast: Smoked Salmon, cream cheese, onions and bagels.

                Spec.
                -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                • #68
                  DP: sprry.
                  -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                  • #69
                    She insists it cannot be a vegetable, because the Canada Food Guide positions it as a "meat substitute".
                    Excellent logic

                    Ask her if vegitarian bacon actually has meat in it.

                    Get her to sign a petition to end woman's sufferage!
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #70
                      Asher, are you secretly in love with her? You sure do seem the know a lot about her.

                      btw that story about dead baby chickens in your eggs was gross.

                      Anyway, this thread gets a
                      EViiiiiiL!!! - Mermaid Man

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                        Well usually hash browns tend to have bits of bacon in them, IIRC.
                        i've definitely NEVER had or seen hash browns with bacon in them.

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                        • #72
                          you are soooooooooooo missing out
                          Monkey!!!

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Asher
                            Wiglaf has aligned himself with my stupidest coworker.
                            qft

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                            • #74
                              Your coworkers are your sofa and World of Warcraft. STFU.

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                              • #75
                                Dick Cheney is a dick, and you love him.

                                Camp!
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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