How badly did I screw up my homework?

[DinoDoc]

Señora Maria Toro

Me llamo es William Lang, II, su agente de viajes. Yo estaré manejando los detalles de su viaje a Oxford, Mississippi. Su vuelo de San Jose saldrá el martes. Una vez en Memphis, tendré un coche habrá esperado en usted. Durante su viaje, usted podrá asistir un juego de futbol de norteamericano entre el Universidad de Mississippi y el Universidad de Missouri. Oxford tenga también un cine y muchos parques andar su perro en. La ciudad tenga también muchos restaurantes finos tal como Ajax, Old Venice Pizza, y el Library Bar and Grill. Tenga un buen viaje.

This is a Spanish writing assingment I'm about to turn in. How badly did I mess it up? Any help would be appreciated.

[LordShiva]

lol homework

[DinoDoc]

Tell me about it.

[Pekka]

I am called is William Lang, II, its agent of trips. I will be handling the details from his trip to Oxford, Mississippi. Its flight of San Jose will leave Tuesday. Once in Memphis, I will have a car will have hoped in you. During your trip, you will be able to attend a game of futbol of North American between the University of Mississippi and the University of Missouri. Oxford also has a cinema and many parks to walk their dog in. The city also has many fine restaurants as Ajax, Old Venice Pizza, and the Library Bar and Grill. Have a good trip.

[DinoDoc]

Yeah, I can use Freetranslations.com as well, Pekka. Was hoping for real help.

[Pekka]

BOno estente. Scorchio, hefefefe.

There's my contribution.

Mi nombre es DinoDoc. Odio mujeres. Hago violencia a las muchachas toda la hora. Amo a pequeños muchachos. Compraré a muchacho joven de Oxford. Tendré sexo con su cara. Si él rechaza, lo batiré seriamente. épocas felices, viaje feliz, DD.

[LordShiva]

I am called it is William Lang, II, his agent of voyages. I will handle the details of his voyage to Oxford, Mississippi. Its flight of San will leave Tuesday. Once that in Memphis, I will have a car it will have waited in you. During its voyage, you will be able to assist a play of football of American between the University of Mississippi and the University of Missouri. Oxford have also a cinema and parks to go its dog much in. The city have also many fine restaurants like Ajax, Old Venice Pizza, and Library Barre and Grill. Have a happy voyage.

[Kidlicious]

Re: How badly did I screw up my homework?

Originally posted by DinoDoc
How badly did I mess it up?

You didn't screw it up at all. You just said "Workers of the World Unite!" in Espanol.

[MRT144]

the fine bar restaurants is a lie. you fail.

[Ben Kenobi]

You guys are cruel!

Bump again. I can understand what you are saying. Why don't you post this in the Spanish section of the site?

[DinoDoc]

[SlowwHand]

Try this. It's still rough, but I'm border state, not Mexican.



Lama Maria

Mi nombre is William Lang, II. Soy un agente de viajes y estaré manejando los detalles del viaje a Oxford, Mississippi. El vuelo de San Jose saldrá el martes. Una vez que en Memphis, yo tendré un coche. Durante el viaje, usted podrá asistir un juego Americano del fútbol entre la Universidad de Mississippi y la Universidad de Missouri. El ciudad tiene también pelÃculas y muchos parques para andar perro en. La ciudad tiene también muchos restaurantes finos tales como Ajax, la Pizza Vieja de Venecia, y la Barra de la Biblioteca y la Parrilla. Buen viaje.

[BeBMan]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Why don't you post this in the Spanish section of the site?

That would be my suggestion too. Reminds me that I really have to work on my French again. When you don't practice it often, you forget much....

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Try this.

Pay attention in class, and stop thinking about Hugo Chavez.

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by BeBro
That would be my suggestion too. Reminds me that I really have to work on my French again. When you don't practice it often, you forget much....

Getting ready to invade again?

My ordeal in this has convinced me of the value of one Eurocom practice. I really wish that they had taught this crap (any foreign language really) to me when I was in elementary school or whenever they shove it on you people. I feel that I would have a better grasp of it rather than fumbling through the class as I am now.