Describe the physical features of your mother

[Nikolai]

It's in A/C.

[b etor]

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?postid=4963821#post4963821

it's the last picture.

[Nikolai]

None of those seem to be old enough to be your mother though.

[b etor]

she's looked like that since she dropped out of college.
people think she's our older sister. she isn't very motherly.
she's the one on the back left tho.

[Nikolai]

I figured that would be her, if you wasn't kidding us.

[Dis]

in any case my first guess this was some round about way of showing us our fruedian complexes. you know the one where you want women who resemble your mother. While it is true I don't prefer blondes, I have no mandatory preference for brunnettes, I'd take a redhead.

[Perfection]

Originally posted by b etor

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?postid=4963821#post4963821

it's the last picture.

Yowza!

[b etor]

she can't do anything useful btw, except like drive kids to school.
but you can have her for free!!!!

[Imran Siddiqui]

You could be b etor's stepfather .

[Lancer]

Originally posted by b etor
she can't do anything useful btw, except like drive kids to school.
but you can have her for free!!!!

That's useful. I used to have to walk 10 miles to school through the most inclement weather back in the day when 'inclement' meant something. It wasn't so bad coming home because then I was going DOWN the mountain and I would speed up my liitle legs in an insane flurry of motion to escape the ravenous wolves. So you just appreciate those rides to school young lady!

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Lancer
That's useful. I used to have to walk 10 miles to school through the most inclement weather back in the day when 'inclement' meant something. It wasn't so bad coming home because then I was going DOWN the mountain and I would speed up my liitle legs in an insane flurry of motion to escape the ravenous wolves. So you just appreciate those rides to school young lady!

Pansy. My dad walked uphill both ways.

[b etor]

Originally posted by Lancer
That's useful. I used to have to walk 10 miles to school through the most inclement weather back in the day when 'inclement' meant something. It wasn't so bad coming home because then I was going DOWN the mountain and I would speed up my liitle legs in an insane flurry of motion to escape the ravenous wolves. So you just appreciate those rides to school young lady!

my sibs live less than a mile away from school. no hills.

my older sister and i rode the bus to and from high school. when i stayed after for clubs i had to get a ride or walk, but even that was only 3 miles. this year i don't have to worry about transportation tho .

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by b etor
my mother is short, has fake boobs, and got a tummy tuck. there's a pic of her in the picture thread. oh and she has stretch marks.

If she ever sees this post, you'll be short, missing anatomical pieces and have stranglation marks around your throat.

[Lancer]

Originally posted by Lorizael


Pansy. My dad walked uphill both ways.

Well at least he could go up hill both ways in the LIGHT. Where I grew up way back when the sun never shone and there was wierd stuff everywhere to trip over that people just stuck there for no apparent reason.

[b etor]

Originally posted by Zkribbler


If she ever sees this post, you'll be short, missing anatomical pieces and have stranglation marks around your throat.

i'm already short.
she's shorter tho.
she won't see it. and if she does, i won't care. she knows i think she's a superficial conceited immature *****.
she doesn't strangle, she rips out hair, slaps, or digs her nails into arms.